I seem to have stopped being an ethical consumer
The little green compost bin the council provides has started emitting a cloud of flies when I open it, and it's so yucky I can't face cleaning it. So I've been putting organic waste in the normal bin for the last week.→
Then the other night I crossed my legs too energetically and my fairtrade M&S cargoes ripped open at the crotch. That's about the third pair to fail in the last year, so I got £8 replacements from childlabourtastic Primark.
On the way home I stopped at the corner shop to get some eggs, but the free range ones were only a few days from their sell-by date so I got battery farmed ones instead.
So, when do I get to be able to shoot blue lightning from my fingertips? I'm looking forward to that bit.