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21 August 2008

I'm so (blank), my (blank) is (blanker) than my (blank). Go!

post by: rainbaby at: 12:24 | 15 comments

I'm so busy, my car is dirtier than my mind.

posted by rainbaby 21 August | 12:25

I'm so stoned, my um what is um than my um what? Go?

posted by birdherder 21 August | 15:53

I'm so Benadryl-high, my breathing is slower than my mind.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 21 August | 15:54

It should be noted that I am not stoned or under the influence of any intoxicant. Unless you can get high from pivot tables.

posted by birdherder 21 August | 16:01

I'm so frigid, my vagina is chillier than my leftover pizza.

posted by Hellbient 21 August | 16:30

I'm so fat, my feet are fatter than my (fat) busdriver.

I'm so cool, my temperature is lower than my (low) credit rating.

I'm so bad, my attitude is poorer than my (poor, as previously mentioned) credit rating.

posted by Atom Eyes 21 August | 16:30

I'm so poor, my wallet is skinnier than my eviction notice.

posted by Hellbient 21 August | 16:49

I'm so tired, my dreams are darker than my Michelins.

I'm so strung out, my knees have more marks than my arms.

posted by Hellbient 21 August | 16:56

I'm so cosmopolitan, my wit is more tart than cranberry juice.

Heh.

posted by mdonley 21 August | 19:44

I'm so scattered, my thoughts are more muddled than a Mojito.

posted by LoriFLA 21 August | 21:41

I'm so headache-y, my brain is more swollen than Melanie Griffith's lips.

posted by rmless2 22 August | 13:53

I'm so depressed, my self-confidence is more worn out than my doorbell.

posted by Hellbient 23 August | 16:25

I'm so horny, my libido is higher than my IQ.

posted by eekacat 23 August | 19:08

I'm so boring, drying paint watches me.

(I know not exactly to format, but it follows the spirit of it)

posted by eekacat 24 August | 09:09

I'm so compulsive, my soul is always emptier than my stomach.

posted by Citizen Premier 24 August | 18:54

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