In which I do the unthinkable in my dreams.
So I dreamed last night that George Clooney and I were friends...→
[More:]...and one night, while we were out having a drink and a mighty fine time, he came on to me. And, while flattered and acknowledging how terribly attractive he is, I turned him down. "George, honey," I said. "I don't want to mess up the friendship."
I woke up and, sighing, rolled my eyes at myself. When am I ever going to get another chance to SLEEP WITH GEORGE CLOONEY?!?!