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02 August 2008

In which I do the unthinkable in my dreams. So I dreamed last night that George Clooney and I were friends...[More:]...and one night, while we were out having a drink and a mighty fine time, he came on to me. And, while flattered and acknowledging how terribly attractive he is, I turned him down. "George, honey," I said. "I don't want to mess up the friendship."

I woke up and, sighing, rolled my eyes at myself. When am I ever going to get another chance to SLEEP WITH GEORGE CLOONEY?!?!
It could have been worse. It might have been Paul Weller you turned down.
posted by essexjan 02 August | 17:45
Oh, I can speak from dream-experience to say that that's never happened. Heh.
posted by scody 02 August | 17:52
Yeah, he found solace for his disappointment... with me... if you know what I mean... in my dreams, at least.
posted by theora55 02 August | 18:11
But gee, look where it got Sarah Larson...
posted by Ardiril 02 August | 18:15
My GYN has pics of Clooney all over his desk, as well as some other movie stars. They are candid pics of him and his family with celebrities at parties and such with tuxedos and regular clothes. Clare Danes is in one of the exam rooms. I was back there recently and an actor/comedian was on the wall with his family in another exam room. I cannot think of his name but he is famous. I don't know how or why he knows these people. I never ask.

Scody, too bad you turned down George. I have woken up from dreams where I'm about to have sex with someone delicious and it sucks. I try to fall asleep and will back the dream but it never works.
posted by LoriFLA 02 August | 20:16
Sounds to me scody, like you recognize in your subconscious that you are completely comfortable with who you are. You can be a peer and friend of someone with celebrity rather than resorting to envy or hero worship. You are secure enough in your own relationship(s) to know that you don't need another. In short, George was probably envious of you.
posted by netbros 02 August | 23:24
Aw, thanks, netbros! That's a much better interpretation than mine, which was running somewhere in the neighborhood of OMG TOO DUMB TO SLEEP WITH CLOONEY.
posted by scody 03 August | 01:54
Oooh, George Clooney! My dream one night stand! Apparently he has a place on Lake Geneva and I was hoping to catch a glimpse in Lausanne........ah, no.
posted by brujita 03 August | 16:47
The day the owner of the Denver condo demanded that I leave, I had a dream that Montgomery Clift was there and wanted me to protect him.
posted by brujita 03 August | 16:49
Clooney is one of those guys that even a, y'know, totally hetero guy could have that dream about.

Say, he got one of those expressions where he smirks and looks up past his eyebrows at you.

Not that I ever have. I'm just sayin'.
posted by stilicho 03 August | 22:27
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