Where the hell's my hat? →
[More:] I ordered these two hats
a week ago. I kept checking their website but their listed as 'Pending.' Of course, a shirt I ordered and recieved from them a year and a half ago is still listed as pending, too. So I called last night. They said the Tip-Tops one is backordered but that the Vancouver one shipped Monday. It's coming priority mail, but it probably won't fit through the slot. I checked at the cheapo dentist
on the first floor, which seems to be staffed completely by hijab wearing women. If I see either them or my octogenarian Greek landlady wearing that hat, I'm going to get suspicious.