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30 July 2008

Betting with weed. Apparently not the sharpest knife in the drawer, this guy.
posted by rmless2 30 July | 19:10
"sticky marijuana buds up off the felt playing surface" That's a riot coming out of a newscaster's mouth.

I can't believe this is real.

Can I also say that I cannot stand cops and their sarcastic comments?
posted by LoriFLA 30 July | 19:20
You would have to be high to think umm something.
posted by Ardiril 30 July | 19:27
Not the highest card in the stash.
posted by Hellbient 30 July | 19:57
posted by WolfDaddy 30 July | 19:58
Can I also say that I cannot stand cops and their sarcastic comments?

You can, and I'll agree with you.

The anchor intro says it all... "Most of the time, criminals are out there committing crimes that are dangerous or even deadly." But not this guy, he got arrested for being buzzed and goofy. If pot was legal, the dealer would have laughed and said, "Are you sure?" or maybe, "What is that, 30 bucks worth?" and the game might well have gone on if the house took non-cash bets.

But instead he goes to jail, some high school bully in uniform gets to make fun of a guy who got too buzzed on his night off.
posted by BoringPostcards 30 July | 20:36
Hallelujah, BoPo.

(Did I spell "hallelujah" right? I'm kinda high right now...)
posted by BitterOldPunk 30 July | 20:42
'Possession with intent to distribute' because he tried to gamble with it? Preposterous. I mean, dude thought he could win the hand.
posted by box 30 July | 21:14
*burns Cannabis Card*
posted by Hellbient 30 July | 21:23
What's the recipe for cannabis card? Is it anything like hash brownies?
posted by stilicho 30 July | 22:26
*burns Cannabis*
posted by pompomtom 30 July | 23:46
OMG! MORE THAN A OUNCE OF WEED! Clearly a gang kingpin.
posted by arse_hat 30 July | 23:48
He's totally stoned.
posted by dabitch 31 July | 07:17
I like the way the cop is asking him about it at the end, and he's all, "I don't know what you're talking about," and the cop pushes the issue, saying he just watched a videotape of him trying to bet his nugs, and the suspect says, "Just close the car door."

He may be dumb, but that was a smart move. Cops try to get you to spill a lot of beans on the way to the hoosegow. Once they've decided to arrest you, it's best to clam up.
posted by Hugh Janus 31 July | 08:39
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