Does my husband deserve to live?
This is what he did:→
[More:] I was mowing the yard before he came home from work...I was in the side yard, facing the back, and the mower was noisy.
He came home without me seeing, snuck up behind me and grabbed me right on my butt.
Yep, that was the scream you heard coming all the way from Fayetteville, NC.
So, jury of my fuzzy peers, what say ye?