Just got back from NY State, where I had Tim Horton's for the first time.
→[More:]And I gotta say, my initial reaction upon seeing that the standard sandwich combo came with a donut and coffee was, in essence, "What the fuck is wrong with Yankees?"
You see, never in my life have I ever craved both a sandwich and a donut simultaneously. One could be forgiven for calling such an unorthodox (some might say heretical) combination of foods an abomination in the Eyes of The Lord. Donut and coffee, you have before church. Sandwich, after. To cross that bridge, well, you might as well be Unitarian.
But I tried it. Lord help me, I tried it, and I have this to say:
You people are goddamn geniuses.