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05 July 2008

Hey y'all... watch this!
Ah yes. The redneck's last words.

His brother's last words were, "Hell, I can do THAT."
posted by BitterOldPunk 05 July | 15:07
His cousin's were "It shouldn't be that hard."
posted by Daniel Charms 05 July | 15:15
His father's last words, "Yer doin' it wrong. Lemme show you."
posted by redvixen 05 July | 16:45
Grandpa's: "Buncha sissies, that ain't nuthin."
posted by Joe Invisible 05 July | 16:54
The best stories begin with, "This one time we were drinkin'"
posted by meeshell 05 July | 17:46
Potential last words from my brother from a while back: "Let me just disable this safety mechanism".
posted by puke & cry 05 July | 18:00

My sister married a guy from Arkansas and has lived there for about 10 years now. She almost laughed herself silly the first time she was at a BBQ and actually heard her husband say "Here, hold my beer and watch this". She told me she was certain she was about to become a widow in a way insurance just doesn't pay for.
posted by evilcupcakes 06 July | 09:38
He can't be a redneck then, or he would have finished the beer first.
posted by dg 06 July | 15:45
she was about to become a widow in a way insurance just doesn't pay for.

:-D
posted by Doohickie 06 July | 19:28
Alphabetizing Manga, Buried in Old Socks: Today I'm cleaning my brother's bedroom! || uh oh.. TROUBLE!

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