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01 July 2008

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post by: rainbaby at: 17:46 | 19 comments

Too much flop and not enough flip.

posted by rainbaby 01 July | 17:46

Too much situation and not enough comedy.

posted by danf 01 July | 17:48

At this point in time, there is too much business in the front and not nearly enough party in the back.

posted by cmonkey 01 July | 17:52

Too much honk and not enough tonk.

posted by chewatadistance 01 July | 17:57

you must be

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tall to ride this ass.

posted by lonefrontranger 01 July | 17:58

Too much talking and not enough kissing.

posted by rhapsodie 01 July | 18:07

Dear Sir,

Your claim of "less talk" and "more rock" is at best intentionally misleading and at worst outright fraud,

posted by cmonkey 01 July | 18:16

*talks about rocks*

posted by jonmc 01 July | 18:36

The food stinks and the portions are too small.

posted by JanetLand 01 July | 18:37

I wish to complain about the fact that gnats always have a tendency to land right on the surface that I'm spraypainting. Grrrrrr...

posted by syntax 01 July | 18:39

I am here to complain about the weather and my soap or whatever else is contributing to the fact that I look way oilier than I should right now.

posted by rmless2 01 July | 19:30

The RatZapper does not incinerate the rats and turn them to tiny piles of dust. I still have to dispose of the corpses and therefore I want my money back. I want them to do like vampires on Buffy, goddamnit, and dry up and blow away. Is that so much to ask?

posted by mygothlaundry 01 July | 19:48

I should NOT have to deal with other people before 8 AM.

posted by BoringPostcards 01 July | 19:52

Whenever I go out in the yard, I get treated like this goose. The damn bird will even follow me around, squawking angrily, when I go away from the area immediately near its nest.

The bird's a bit of a dick.

posted by CKmtl 01 July | 20:00

There are robots driving around on the surface of Mars. Where is my jetpack?! It's 2008, NASA. Priorities!

posted by Joe Invisible 01 July | 20:51

Dear Job Market:

You suck.

Very truly yours,

Jason's_Planet

posted by jason's_planet 01 July | 21:28

I wish I was taller.
-Ziggy

posted by jrossi4r 01 July | 22:17

Okay you all are not listening

posted by Claudia_SF 02 July | 00:34

Form HR315 has been incorrectly filled in.

posted by seanyboy 02 July | 02:04

← Airport security + Victoria's Secret Bustier = ?? || New "Knight Rider" GPS uses actual voice of KITT →

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