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It was the best ever. In fact, I'm coming over again. I know you said you'd be out, but I can wait. I can wait for a long time. I was always good at being quiet. and still. and hiding.
Don't worry about the fact that your "lock broke and really, you had to change it. Nothing personal. It would have happened anyway." because I know a special way into your bedroom. You don't need to unlock your doors or windows. I've been in before. You looked so peaceful when you slept.
A fan of Greek lore, Alex Smith
Read of Leda and, struck by the myth,
He could scarcely resist
A brief avian tryst
Of his own, and he sought one forthwith.
But the coupling, for poor Alexander,
Didn't go quite the way that he planned 'er
What's good for a goose
Where she's slippery and loose
Can go tragically wrong with a gander.
A gay Irish priest in New Delhi
Had the Lord's Prayer tattooed on his belly.
By the time that a Brahmin
Got down to the "amen"
He'd blown both salvation and Kelly.
It's not about whether it was good for me - it's about what's good for us, Run-JMC. We can't keep going back to the well and hoping things will change.
You have to want it, and well, I just don't anymore.
A lonely young lass, Annie Watts
Stole sausages out of their pots
A length of frankfurter,
She'd found, never hurt her
(Nor salamis, kielbasa, nor brats)
'Twas a habit our lassie long carried
Her routine day to day hardly varied:
She'd indulge in a spot o'
The old sopressata
Right up 'til the night she was married.
He found his way gently astride her
To give what had long been denied her
She gave able assistance
But a certain resistance
Was notably lacking inside her.
So he figured he wasn't her first,
And, once passions had all been dispersed,
He asked "How'd I compare
To your previous fare?
Was I good?" "Oh! You're far from the wurst!"
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