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20 June 2008

SHOUTING THREAD: I AM SO SICK OF MY CO-WORKER'S VOICE. SHE HAS BEEN TALKING ALLLLLLLL DAY. AND SHE TALKS QUICKLY AND NEVER PAUSES FOR A BREATH AND IS EXTREMELY OPINIONATED AND SO I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO RIGHT-WING TALK RADIO ALL DAY AND I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!
I'M SWEATY YUCK AND ALL I WANNA DO IS SING KARAOKE BUT NOT BUY BAR DRINKS
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur 20 June | 18:22
SHE IS STILL FUCKING TALKING. NOW SHE'S COMPLAINING ABOUT DIVERSITY. ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH.
posted by occhiblu 20 June | 18:33
I'M TIRED, WANTED TO SLEEP IN BUT DIDN'T, AND THOUGH I'M STILL LYING IN BED I'M WIDE AWAKE, AND NEED TO GET UP TO GO TO THE TOILET BUT JUST DON'T WANT TO. AND I CAN'T GET LARA CROFT TO USE THE GRAPPLE HOOK ON THE MAZE DOOR, EVEN THOUGH I KNOW THAT IS WHAT SHE NEEDS TO DO.
posted by jonathanstrange 20 June | 18:38
my entire body is being torn apart by joint disease and it's in my spine, my chest, both knees, both wrists, my jaw and my fingers.

I wish I could lie down somewhere on the beach.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 20 June | 18:57
well, hell, Thespian, now I feel shallow!
Sorry to hear you're not well. Hope things get better soon.
posted by jonathanstrange 20 June | 19:04
I'M SICK OF LOOKING AT MY OWN SNOT! AND OF DOING SHOOTERS OF ROBITUSSIN! THAT SHIT'S BEEN AROUND FOR LIKE A CENTURY AND THEY CAN'T IMPROVE THE FLAVOR??!! OR AT LEAST ADD ALCOHOL LIKE NYQUIL??!!
posted by jonmc 20 June | 19:12
OMG occhiblu I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL. I'M ON A BUSINESS TRIP WITH A GUY WHO SOUNDS LIKE FOX NEWS ALL THE TIME!!! HE EVEN NOTED HOW WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK POLITICS AT WORK (per corporate policy) AND THEN WENT ON AND ON AND ON ABOUT HOW OBAMA IS TERRIBLE AND BUSH IS GREAT AND DRILL ALASKA ALREADY DAMMIT!!!! I HAVE ANOTHER WEEK, MAYBE TWO, WITH THIS GUY! PRAY FOR ME!!!111!!! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO PRISON!!!11!!!!
posted by Doohickie 20 June | 19:17
I am in a bad mood and have a tension headache, so I hope and pray that my chain does not get pulled anymore today. Otherwise, you'll be reading about me in tomorrow's newspaper with the word "spree" featuring prominently in the headline.
posted by bmarkey 20 June | 19:24
OMG AND THIS F&%#ING CORPORATE LAPTOP WILL NOT LET ME CONNECT TO #BUNNIES. LORD HELP ME!
posted by Doohickie 20 June | 19:40
OMG AND THIS F&%#ING CORPORATE LAPTOP WILL NOT LET ME CONNECT TO #BUNNIES. LORD HELP ME!
posted by Doohickie 20 June | 19:40
AND I DOUBLE POSTED!!!11! MY LIFE IS OVER. AGGGGHHH!!!11!!!
posted by Doohickie 20 June | 19:42
Jeepers, take care LT and j-mc.

I've had the idea for a few weeks to record the horror show laughter than sometimes erupts from the next row of cubes over on my cell phone and post it. I'm just waiting for my chance.

I'd love to hear ridiculous What I Have To Listen To in this office / classroom noises from around the world, you know?
posted by rainbaby 20 June | 19:45
I SPEND ALL FRACKING DAY WORKING ON A BUG THAT WAS FIXABLE WITH ONE LINE OF CODE THAT I COULD HAVE EASILY FIGURED OUT IN ABOUT FIFTEEN MINUTES IF I ACTUALLY HAD HALF A BRAIN.
posted by octothorpe 20 June | 20:09
AND NOW THE GUY IN THE NEXT ROOM AT THE HOTEL IS HAVING CELL PHONE CONVERSATIONS WITH WHO KNOWS WHOM BUT HIS VOICE IS COMING THROUGH THE WALL LOUD AND CLEAR.
posted by Doohickie 20 June | 20:14
AND NOW HOTEL NEIGHBOR MAN HAS HIS TV CRANKED.

SHIT.
posted by Doohickie 20 June | 20:50
OCCHIBLU I FEEL FOR YOU. MY DESKMATE IS CONVINCED OBAMA IS FREINDS WITH TERRORISTS AND WOULDN'T PASS AN FBI BACKGROUND CHECK BUT HE CAN RUN FOR PRZ CAUSE HE'S BLACK. Oh, and Fox News is the only unbiased news out there. She's gonig to hold an "I love you " sign up at their NY headquartrs on her vacation.


DOG, I hate typing with a wrist brace!!!!!
posted by lysdexic 20 June | 20:55
YOU LAZY FUCKING SHIT! YOU LEFT A WHOLE FUCKING MONTH'S WORTH OF CORRESPONDENCE FOR ME TO DO!! I WAS ABLE TO CLEAR MOST OF IT UP IN AN AFTERNOON, BUT, DUDE, WTF????? YOU GET THE HEALTH BENEFITS, THE PAID VACATIONS AND I'M SOME TEMP TRYING TO SCARE UP A WEEK HERE, A WEEK THERE.

SHIT GETS ON MY NERVES.
posted by jason's_planet 20 June | 21:01
"FOX NEWS" IS AN OXYMORON. IT SHOULD BE CALLED "FOX PROPAGANDA."

DID I MENTION I HATE FOX NEWS????

I CAN'T BELIEVE THE NUMBER OF FUKKEN IDIOTS WHO THINK IT IS "FAIR AND BALANCED." "FUKKED AND BIASED" IS MORE LIKE IT.
posted by Doohickie 20 June | 21:08
I'M IN SCOTTSDALE HELPING TAKE CARE OF MY DAD AFTER SURGERY AND MY PARENTS INSIST ON HAVING FOX NEWS ON ALL THE TIME -- AND I DO MEAN ALL THE TIME -- TURNED UP AS LOUD AS IT WILL GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's seriously, seriously disturbing.
posted by scody 20 June | 21:17
... and now I find out that we're having a violin recital in our auditorium. I signed up to take care of older folks - I'm not prepared for 40 kids between the ages of 6 and 13 all hopped up on performance anxiety and sugar to come zooming in here like goddamn methedrine bats, and I'm truly not prepared for an hour of cats-on-fire violin scraping.

Kill me now, lord, just please kill me now.
posted by bmarkey 20 June | 21:28
Feel free to pretend that that's all in upper case.
posted by bmarkey 20 June | 21:30
Oh, man, y'all's got it way worse than me at the moment.

I will say one thing, though - someone needs to write a self-help book called "OVERLY-EXTROVERTED ASSHOLES AND THE KIND, OVERLY-SENSITIVE PEOPLE WHO ENABLE THEM" and we all need to read it, take workshops, etc. At least I do, and, from reading this thread, I don't think I'm alone.
posted by treepour 20 June | 21:41
MY PARENTS WATCH FOX TOO. THEY THINK ALL OTHER NETWORKS ARE LIBERAL CRAPOLA. ALTHOUGH THEY NEVER HAVE IT ON WHEN WE ARE THERE. WE ALWAYS WATCH CASH CAB OR BASEBALL OR SOME OTHER NEUTRAL PROGRAM.

THE ONLY THING I CAN THINK OF TO SHOUT ABOUT IS THIS:

WE WATCH THE TODAY SHOW AT WORK. MEREDITH INTERVIEWS THE PERSON AND HER LAWYER WHO IS SUING VITORIA'S SECRET FOR DEFECTIVE THONG UNDERWEAR. THERE IS A PERSON ON THE TREADMILL. SHE SAYS, "YOU KNOW IF SHE IS THAT BIG ON TOP SHE MUST BE QUITE BIG ON THE BOTTOM AND HAS NO BUSINESS WEARING A THONG." ??? WE BOTH AGREED THAT THONGS ARE UNCOMFORTABLE AND IT COULD BE A FRIVOLOUS LAWSUIT BUT THIS WOMAN WENT ON AND ON ABOUT THE WOMAN'S APPEARANCE.

LATER THAT DAY WE ARE WATCHING FAMILY FEUD. ONE OF THE PATIENTS MAKES A DEROGATORY COMMENT ABOUT ONE OF THE FAMILY'S RACE. A few minuter later one of our 90-year old patients walks over to me and jokes, "You know, that Milly. She is a very tolerant person." It made me laugh and feel better about my fellow human being.
posted by LoriFLA 20 June | 21:45
SO LORI WHAT SHOULD I DO IN ORLANDO THIS WEEKEND? I'M STUCK HERE ON A BUSINESS TRIP.
posted by Doohickie 20 June | 22:19
I HAVE BUG FEAR NOW THAT I HAVE BEEN SNACKED ON BY SOMETHING SPIDERY.
EVERYTHING IS CREEPY CRAWLIE AND POTENTIALLY ITCHY.
AGH.
TIRED.
SHOULD I EAT SOMETHING OR JUST GO TO SLEEP?

THW ANSWER IS NOODLE SALAD.
posted by ethylene 20 June | 22:32
THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS NOODLE SALAD!
posted by Doohickie 20 June | 22:33
Hi Doohickie.

La Noumba is a great show.

Leu Gardens are nice. The Orlando Science Center is right next door, but mostly aimed for kids.

Other than that I can't think of anything except theme parks, unfortunately. I try to avoid Orlando.

Do you have time for the Kennedy Space Center? It's 45 minutes from Orlando.

I hope you have a good weekend, Doohickie. I didn't know you were going to be nearby. When do you leave?
posted by LoriFLA 20 June | 22:33
And I should have checked the dates because La Noumba is dark this month it seems. Bummer.
posted by LoriFLA 20 June | 22:36
Scratch that. It is not dark. I can't read.
posted by LoriFLA 20 June | 22:38
HEY LOOK IT'S OCCHIBLU OR AT LEAST SOMEBODY TOTALLY DIFFERENT USING HER OLD MEFI HANDLE!
posted by UbuRoivas 21 June | 07:09
She's been here the whole time, suckerhead.
posted by taz 21 June | 07:40
oh hey. Today sucked. Tomorrow will be better.
posted by Brandon Blatcher 21 June | 08:22
well, i haven't been here the whole time, i-know-you-are-but-what-am-i?
posted by UbuRoivas 21 June | 09:24
and that's why you've been missing out on the glory that is occhiblu, banananose.
posted by taz 21 June | 09:37
takes one to know one.
posted by UbuRoivas 21 June | 09:38
*off to bed. happy solstice*
posted by UbuRoivas 21 June | 09:39
I WORK WITH AN ANAL BORN-AGAIN CHRISTIAN ACROOSS FROM MY OFFICE WHO USED TO BE AN ANAL RIGHT WING POT SMOKER UNTIL HE MARRIED THE 'RIGHT' WOMAN.

ANYWAY AFTER THE FIRST LAKER WIN (DIRTY LOOK AT MP) WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE GAME AND I DESCRIBED IT AS LIKE WATCHING ARMAGEDDON AND HE DID NOT SAY ANYTHING BUT I COULD SEE THE WHEELS TURNING BECAUSE HE'S EXPECTING ARMAGEDDON FOR REAL BUT HE'LL BE RAPTURED.

AT SOME POINT I AM GOING TO HAVE HIM OVERHEAR ME TALKING TO SOMEONE ABOUT THE DYKE BAR OR SOME OTHER THING THAT WOULD SQUICK HIM OUT.
posted by danf 21 June | 10:19
Heh. My right-wing co-worker is not really Fox News, more like... David Brooks? She's very smart, and she's very analytical, and she knows she's surrounded by liberals, so it's like she just talks and talks and talks in order to keep us from talking over her, and in general, she makes sense for the first 80% of what she's saying, even if it feels like she's cherry-picking facts a bit, but then she reaches her conclusion and it's like "Where the fuck did you get that from?" But she's already swept away and there's no stopping her at that point.

* waves at Ubu *
posted by occhiblu 21 June | 10:56
*waves back*
posted by UbuRoivas 21 June | 15:28
"Where the fuck did you get that from?"

Heh. I know what you mean. Unfortunately.

A day way from my own personal FoxNews friend helps me chuckle at that instead of cringe.

LoriFLA: I ended up meeting up with a guy I met on a car forum and we had dinner at Smokey Bones. Mrs. Doohickie arrives for her business trip Sunday in the early afternoon so I think I'll some decent company, if only for a few hours.
posted by Doohickie 21 June | 18:36
It's HOOOOOOOOOT! || How would you say "dark forest" in other languages?

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