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06 June 2008

Once again, today I was going through a box of books[More:] when what should I find but four snapshots of a comely young lady minus her clothes (one was an imitation of this shot, only sans undies). She seems quite personable. Naturally, me and my male co-workers passed them around like a bottle of cheap wine. Be careful where you leave your homemade porn, folks.

Also, as I walked through the Union Square subway station to my platform, I passed my old friend this guy. 10 feet away from him was a baldheaded, white betunicked cat hawking bhagavad gitas. Commuters pretty much ignored both of them.
I have my naughty shots in a special place hidden in a drawer,... somewhere. I don't want to know what will happen to them should something happen to me. Can't imagine the look on my kids' faces should they come across them.

Jonmc, I want your job. I want to look through old books everyday. 'Course, I'd probably spend much of my pay on antiques, but still...
posted by redvixen 06 June | 19:50
When my mom got really ill, my sister and I renovated her house and sold it so my mom could move into an apartment closer to my sister.

When I was cleaning out her clothing closet, behind all of the clothes so that the only person who could have seen it was my mom, was a really big poster of Paul Newman. And I know for a fact I have never seen anyone in real life with pants that tight and OMG that's a sock right? Right??

hehe. After my mom passed, I claimed the poster as part of my inheritance because I think my mom really rocked to have that in her closet.
posted by Sil 06 June | 20:18
One of the used books I got at a book sale this past year, can't remember which one now, included a snapshot of a topless lady at a swimming hole, apparently used as a bookmark. Moral: Check your books before you donate them!

In other porn finds, last year on one of my walks I saw a strip of color negative film on the side of the road. Naturally I picked it up and had a look. It turned out to include a shot of a young woman taking her nude picture in a mirror. Moral: Don't throw your nude self-portrait negatives along the highway. That's littering!
posted by DarkForest 06 June | 20:31
redvixen, I once loaned a book to a woman who's kids I used to babysit. I asked the kids where it might be and they said to check the nightstand. I didn't find the book, but I found her 'naughty shots,' and some Joy Jelly and a vibrator. her ex-husband was a cokehead from a 'connected,' family.

(of course, I should talk. The first time I saw naked female genitalia was when me and a college buddy (freshman year) met this chick in a bar on the Lower East Side (this was '89 when it was still nutsy down there) who led us to this abandoned storefront/artist colony on Rivington Street. There was a toilet in the middle of the room so everybody did there business in front of everybody else. I made out with two different girls that night. I felt so cool I could barely stand myself.)
posted by jonmc 06 June | 21:05
See, this is one of the many reasons that I've always stuck to the rule, 'Nothing on film'. It's served me well over the years, I'd say.
posted by elizard 07 June | 08:01
'Nothing on film.'

Yeah, but it's good to have something to share at the nursing home over pudding.
posted by Pips 07 June | 11:28
Yeah, but it's good to have something to share at the nursing home over pudding.

That's why you need a tattoo of yourself naked on yourself. And by the time you're at a nursing home, it will be wrinkly too.
posted by plinth 07 June | 18:54
Downward facing god? || Culture. No clash this time

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