One of my favorites is from George Carlin - "Hand me that piano."

Now you go (to the cat grinder and get me some tacos).

"I'll bet that rottweiler's tongue tastes just like licorice!"
"Would you mind watching this wheelbarrow full of money while I go inside for a while?"
"No really, I was hoping you'd audit me!"
"There's nothing on TV I'd like to watch - I'll turn it off and go outside."
"That's a great idea President Bush!"

What a scary chipmunk!
That baseball game was way too short.
Officer, I've had approximately seventeen drinks, if you include body shots.
I'd prefer the white chocolate to the milk chocolate, thanks.
Turn around and put your hands behind your back, Mr. Cheney. (oh, if only.....)

"Welcome to Mensa, Paris Hilton."
"My mangroves are bursting with a piquant aftertaste."
"Have zamboni, will travel."

"I love you."

You meant "you" in the singular, meaning me, right?

Sounds like a year ago when I challenged a Washington Post columnist who had discovered Googlebombing... Between the two of us we came up with some entertainingly unlikely phrases, including...

“If you take off your bra, I’m calling the cops.”
“This is my plush Osama doll.”
“Please accept these underpants as collateral”
“Thor adjusted his mascara.”
“Iraq's answer to Regis Philbin.”
“Enjoy your hot cheese sundae.”
“The most popular acid klezmer band.”

"He's working on the Dr. Stangelove trilogy."
"I'll have the Angus MacGuyver Burger"
"It's my usual Memorial Day fast."
"I'm at home, braiding a hamster."
"He has the work ethic of a Washington Post columnist."

and, off the top of my current head...
"There's a proposition on the ballot to make Radiohead illegal."
"They call him The Refrigerator Hunter."
"I'm having my elbows replaced."
"You're the most beautiful woman I've ever defragmented."
"Remember the historic meeting between Charles Darwin and Louisa May Alcott?"

"Honey, please pass the Stonehenge."
"I just love your new pimple."
"So what is this - a banana or a Howard Johnson's?"

huh.

Do you walk to work, or carry your lunch?