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02 June 2008

Know any good short-short jokes?

post by: shane at: 12:31 | 13 comments

Not sure what you mean by short-short. You mean like the kind we used to read on Dixie cups? What did one amoeba say to the other amoeba? Let's split.

posted by Melismata 02 June | 13:04

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and the bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke?"

posted by syntax 02 June | 13:14

I've got plenty of bad ones:

How much does a pirate pay for corn? Buccaneer.

What do you call a pimp from Indiana? Hoosier Daddy?

(I made both those up. I'm sorry.)

posted by me3dia 02 June | 13:20

Two other guys walk into a bar, and one says to the other "Hey, did you hear the one about us?"

posted by syntax 02 June | 13:34

Or here's one of my favorites. It's great if you either have kids or have access to them...

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow!
Interrup-
MOO!!!

posted by syntax 02 June | 13:37

Two penguins walk into a bar.

posted by dersins 02 June | 13:41

Second one should've seen it coming.

posted by dersins 02 June | 13:41

My fave:

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

posted by LoriFLA 02 June | 13:51

Why can't engineerstelljokes?timing.

posted by rmless2 02 June | 13:52

What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.

posted by triggerfinger 02 June | 14:05

What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

posted by mrmoonpie 02 June | 14:39

So a dyslexic man walks into a bra...

posted by shane 02 June | 19:34

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Elephino!

posted by Ambrosia Voyeur 02 June | 20:20

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