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20 May 2008

You look like you fell out of the Ugly Tree and hit every damn branch on the way down.

post by: bmarkey at: 21:21 | 27 comments

And that's on a good day.

posted by Doohickie 20 May | 21:26

I'm rubber, you're glue. Butthead.

posted by mudpuppie 20 May | 21:28

I know you are, but what am I?

posted by bmarkey 20 May | 21:36

Chickenbutt.

posted by mudpuppie 20 May | 21:43

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
-Groucho Marx

posted by Joe Invisible 20 May | 21:44

Meanie.

posted by Meatbomb 20 May | 21:46

Is that your face, or did your neck throw up?

posted by bmarkey 20 May | 21:47

I knows me some ugly, yeah yeah
And you, you is ugly, yeah yeah.
You so ugly, ugly sticks get ugly when they hit by you
You so ugly, when you were a baby, momma tried to put a spoon of mushy peas in your ass
I knows me some ugly, yeah yeah
And you, you is ugly, yeah yeah

Track 6, "Ugly"

posted by middleclasstool 20 May | 21:59

Mooooom!! bmarkey is being mean!!

posted by deborah 20 May | 22:03

You couldn't empty a boot full of piss if the instructions were on the sole.

posted by elizard 20 May | 22:05

Is it true they had to tie a pork chop around your neck to get the dog to play with you?

posted by bmarkey 20 May | 22:05

Well aren't you all a bucket full of liquid sunshine?

posted by Doohickie 20 May | 22:10

That's not sunshine.
i don't care what your mommy told you.

posted by ethylene 20 May | 22:52

If your dog had a face like mine, I'd teach it. no. I'd shave

wait, that's not it, what was it again? oh yeah - thanks

If you had a face like my dog you'd. no. I'd sha.. ahh..

no, what was it? Ok, dog had a... like yours... I'd shave ... kk, got it

If your dog had a face like yours I'd teach it to shave

what? oh fuck what now? ah right. you didn't say about the tree. tree? you sure? ok.

You look like you fell out of the tree... with your dog...

he's fucking used that one already. no no the tree one. shit.

You look like you fell onto the ugly stick with your

what?? i'm trying to do this here.. no stick? but what about the dog? no, the fucking dog, it's his, right? but.. oh fuck it.
*click*

posted by Zack_Replica 20 May | 22:55

Bmarkey - you so damn ugly your shadow quit.

You so ugly that when you were born, your mom got slapped.

You so ugly that when you got woke up with the ugly stick, it broke.

now get on out of here before I hit you so hard your whole family dies.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 20 May | 22:55

Hey, don't take it so hard. How can I make it up to you?

I know: let's mash your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies!

posted by bmarkey 20 May | 23:18

You so ugly, we gonna put you in the colony to sterilize all the lepers.

posted by ethylene 21 May | 00:36

You so ugly, people think you're Carrot Top.

posted by ethylene 21 May | 01:19

You so ugly, Doohickie is oozing sunshine.

posted by ethylene 21 May | 01:21

You're so ugli, you look can be easily peeled and may be eaten like a tangerine, or cut in half and eaten like a grapefruit.

posted by seanyboy 21 May | 01:23

You so ugly, everyone's genitals flew the fuck away.
≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by ethylene 21 May | 01:26

Did you fall off a building and land on your head?
Or did a truck run over your face instead?
There ain't no pill, cos you ain't ill, you're ugly.

posted by cillit bang 21 May | 03:25

There was a time when I felt like I cared,
That I was shorter than everyone there,
People made me feel like life was unfair,
And I did things that made me ashamed...

Cos I didn't know my body would change,
I grew taller than them in more ways,
But there will always be the one who will say,
Something bad to make them feel great.

People are all the same,
And we only get judged by what we do,
Personality reflects name,
And if I'm ugly then so are you,
So are you.

posted by cillit bang 21 May | 03:28

Quasimodo
Camelbreath
Squarehead
Ugly!
Chicken legs
Pigface
Chin like bubba
Ugly!
Fish lips
Toad licker
Poindexter
Ugly!
Spaghetti arms
Limp butt
Freakshow
Ugly!

posted by seanyboy 21 May | 03:35

You can buy your hair if it won't grow
You can fix your nose if he says so
You can buy all the make up
That M.A.C. can make
But if you can't look inside you
Find out who am I too
Be in the position to make me feel
So damn unpretty
I'll make you feel unpretty too

posted by seanyboy 21 May | 03:39

That line was the best thing in Saving Private Ryan.

posted by Orange Swan 21 May | 07:27

U-G-L-Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly, yeah, you ugly!

M-A-M-A
I know how you got that way
yo' mamma, yeah, yo' mamma!

posted by rmless2 21 May | 13:10

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