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15 May 2008

Lawyer gets dumped. Lawyer sues. Bonus: Lawyer blogs about ex-girlfriend, the mezuzah/orchid thief!

What a piece of work.
Wow. Just wow.
posted by msali 15 May | 16:43
He's demanding photos of her "dressed (fully or partially) in red negligee", and so on, as evidence in the court case, and the judge isn't throwing this straight out, and giving him a stern warning? Can't this kind of crap get you disbarred? Am I not understanding something?
posted by taz 15 May | 16:48
Ugh. He self-identifies as a "nice Jewish boy". That's always a bad sign.
posted by Atom Eyes 15 May | 16:56
What a complete knobhead.
posted by essexjan 15 May | 17:15
What's a mezusah?
posted by danf 15 May | 17:24
Twenty bucks, same as in town.
posted by mudpuppie 15 May | 17:31
snort!
posted by taz 15 May | 17:47
great rotating wombats, what a fucking toolcase!

actually from the news article they both sound like Jerry Springer cases. And considering that they had at least 4 failed marriages between them going into the relationship, gee, what did they think was going to happen?
posted by lonefrontranger 15 May | 17:49
Alright Pup. . . walked right into that one. . .
posted by danf 15 May | 17:53
Stelzer alleged his former partner had "bragged to her friends that she had 'fucked [a married construction manager] in a very uncomfortable...

What, like in the back of a Volkswagen?

...chair.'"

Oh.
posted by cortex 15 May | 19:43
Mezuzah description description and graphics.
posted by deborah 15 May | 22:59
dammit
posted by deborah 15 May | 22:59
Holy crap, what a whackjob.
posted by me3dia 15 May | 23:00
This is why people avoid lawyers.

Maybe it's this newspaper's way of warning people about Lance Stelzer.
posted by ethylene 15 May | 23:17
He sounds crazy. Like properly & medically crazy.
posted by seanyboy 16 May | 01:52
He reminds me of a particular sue-crazy internet zany. I think the important thing to take away from this is just don't steal someone's mezusah when you break up with them. I know it's mighty tempting, too tempting to pass up, some might say - because who wouldn't want purloined sacred verses as a souvenir of your spectacularly failed relationship? But it will only lead to tears.
posted by taz 16 May | 02:34
Those sneaky Chinese, always thieving your mezuzahs. Charlotte better watch out.
posted by ethylene 16 May | 02:37
Orieyenta? Really?
posted by grouse 16 May | 05:37
I think it's pretty funny - and cute when you are a happy Jewish/Asian couple... used in the aftermath while indulging in ugly, ugly revenge harassment, not so much.
posted by taz 16 May | 05:52
Agreed.
posted by grouse 16 May | 08:25
WTF - I just got off a "How to Write for the Web" phone conference/slide show || Made with real bear meat

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