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You might need to pull up the bottom plate of the oven. When I moved into my house it had a "Holiday" stove which is the extremely cheap model made by Tappan. Using the oven went like this: Pull up bottom plate of oven. Lean all the way into the oven a la Sylvia Plath. Light pilot. Replace bottom plate of oven. Pilot light goes out. Pull up bottom plate of oven. Lean all the way into the oven a la Sylvia Plath. Light pilot. Replace bottom plate of oven. Pilot light goes out. Pull up bottom plate of oven. Lean all the way into the oven a la Sylvia Plath. Light pilot. Replace bottom plate of oven. Pilot light goes out.
Call for pizza.
A man jumped out of a plane and then couldn't figure out how to get his parachute to open. He struggled with it, and then saw a man below him soaring upwards through the air. As they passed one another, he yelled out, "Hey, do you know anything about parachutes?" The other man yelled back, "Sorry, no. Do you know anything about lighting pilot lights?"