Vodka not your thing? ok, there's Lizard wine. Both of which will go splendidly with Thai curry crickets.

You must purchase and drink this vodka, but there is a catch: you must never pour a glass without singing "Winds of Change." You will need a friend on hand to sing the harmonies because you can't sing "Winds of Change" without a dude handy to hit the high part, and you will need a camcorder to record this event and post it to Vimeo or YewTewb so that we may watch and critique your performance.

This task I set before you. Now go, before the sun sets, and see that it is done. The very survival of our way of life depends on it. Go, you magnificent bastard.

I could throw a plastic lizard or some dead spiders into my five o'clock vodka. Does that count?

I'd drink it for the novelty, but I'm more of a brown liquor guy. Vodka's for kids.

Wait, jonmc, I thought it doesn't matter what you drink since it's all just for getting drunk anyway?