ThePinkSuperhero and Stynxno are having a child out of wedlock! Yay!

I sure am- and mullacc is the father!!!

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN

awwwww precious....

I'm doing it for the green card.

That's what she said!

You know those weird, creepy twist-tie stick figures (shaped in poses from famous artworks!) that y'all all found hanging from your kitchen faucets around christmas? That was me. It was a logistical nightmare, but I've been snickering about it for months.

jonmc and pips have been arrested for founding a cult and embezzling millions from their followers!

LT, while swimming with the dolphins, was adopted into dolphin colony and is now relocated in offshore waters! He was last seen breaching, looking wistfully toward shore, then executing a blissful skyhop and diving off toward the equator!

Mudpuppie discovered in secret love nest with winsome alt.country stars! Scandal ensues, and tickets sell like hotcakes!

Trondant, Triode, and Eekacat awarded Nobel Prize for group research mathematically proving that it ain't the meat, it's the motion!

Box half in the bag!

Is there any truth to anything on this thread?

Maybe?

The part about me is half true.

A bag in a box or a box in a bag?
Are you wine or waste?

LT, while swimming with the dolphins, was adopted into dolphin colony and is now relocated in offshore waters! He was last seen breaching, looking wistfully toward shore, then executing a blissful skyhop and diving off toward the equator!

Of this whole thread, that's the bit I believe.