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16 April 2008

And apparently red wine and Fiji water are brown liquids.
posted by occhiblu 16 April | 15:58
In the end, aren't we all?

*pauses for profundity, doesn't receive it*
posted by Atom Eyes 16 April | 16:04
Oh, never mind, I see there's an "or" there ("Republicans skew toward brown liquors like bourbon or scotch, red wine and Fiji water"). It's still a rather awkward sentence. Perhaps because I think of "bourbon or scotch" as a single category.

Also, I like bourbon. I like pizza. I cannot imagine drinking bourbon while eating pizza. I hope that was another poorly written rhetorical flourish, because otherwise... ew.

On preview: Ha!
posted by occhiblu 16 April | 16:05
IF there’s butter and white wine in your refrigerator and Fig Newtons in the cookie jar, you’re likely to vote for Hillary Clinton. Prefer olive oil, Bear Naked granola and a latte to go? You probably like Barack Obama, too.

Uh uh, I've got butter and white wine in the fridge, but olive oil in my pantry. I hate fig newtons, don't know what Bear Naked granola is, and enjoy an rare and dear latte. Does that mean I should have voted for Chris Dodd?
posted by muddgirl 16 April | 16:12
You might be a McCain supporter if...

You might be a Clinton supporter if...

You might be an Obama supporter if...


It appears Jeff Foxworthy is now writing for the NYT food section.
posted by mudpuppie 16 April | 16:15
Who are all these frozen pizza eaters?

And since I saw some of myself in all of them, it seems to be suffering from this.
posted by birdie 16 April | 16:24
This is all a trick to make me think I'm supposed to vote for McCain.
posted by BoringPostcards 16 April | 16:28
I eat something between Clinton and Obama, which is also where I am.... THE SYSTEM WORKS, PEOPLE!
posted by rmless2 16 April | 16:44
I'm drinking an Odwalla and eating lentil curry on brown rice. Who should I vote for? Someone,please, hope me.
posted by special-k 16 April | 17:03
Actually, a closer look at my grocery list indicates this is a trick to make me think I'm supposed to vote for Larry the Cable Guy.
posted by BoringPostcards 16 April | 17:18
What if ALL you have in your fridge is butter, and a wilty half-chopped bunch of green onions? What about THAT, smarty pants?
posted by small_ruminant 16 April | 18:09
I have butter, and olive oil, and I fancy Kashi Golean Crunc. I also eat Degiorno frozen pizza.


I'm a Republican but I eat like a donkey, apparently.
posted by bunnyfire 16 April | 19:17
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