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06 April 2008

"Sex and The City" inspires inflatable love doll (NSFW) [More:]Ladies and Gentlemen of MetaChat, meet Sarah Jessica Porkher
1. sarah jessica parker is about as sexy as a jar of mayonaisse.
2. ditto inflatable lovedolls
posted by jonmc 06 April | 13:16
What? You mean you've never done it with a jar of mayonaisse? I prefer Miracle Whip myself. I think I've said too much.
posted by wendell 06 April | 13:49
i am never eating at your house.
i like my food generally unfucked with.
posted by ethylene 06 April | 14:09
Sarah Jessica Parker strikes me as what Barbara Streisand THINKS she looks like.
posted by BitterOldPunk 06 April | 14:25
You should have a blog called "What Barbra Streisand Thinks."
posted by ethylene 06 April | 14:37
I love Sarah Jessica Parker. I do. I feel bad about the "love doll" - how embarrassing to have something like that modeled after you.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 06 April | 14:49
how embarrassing to have something like that modeled after you.

Oh, please. This woman made her whole career on a TV show crowing about her sex life. This is small potatoes.
posted by jonmc 06 April | 14:54
It wasn't her sex life. She was playing a character. It was the character's sex life. There is a difference, no matter how much society likes to pretend there isn't.
posted by occhiblu 06 April | 14:55
It's not her sex life- she's an actress, she played a character.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 06 April | 14:56
JINX you owe me a coke.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 06 April | 14:57
Her whole career? Don't you remember her as the best galpal in Footloose?
posted by box 06 April | 14:58
Annie was the sex pot part, followed by Square Pegs.
posted by ethylene 06 April | 15:00
It wasn't her sex life. She was playing a character. It was the character's sex life. There is a difference, no matter how much society likes to pretend there isn't.

And what did her character do? Talk constantly about sex, sex, sex, and more sex. Is it that much of a leap to imagine that might make guys think about *gasp* having sex with her? because quite frankly, take the ex out of that show and it has zero appeal whatsoever. You can't make a fortune marketing your sex appeal and then be offended when people find yous exually appealing.

(note: I hate Sex In The City and the yuppie crap it represents)
posted by jonmc 06 April | 15:03
Heh. She's done a decent amount of Broadway musicals, I hope someday she'll want to do one again (although she could never make the kind of money she's making now on Broadway).
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 06 April | 15:03
Is it that much of a leap to imagine that might make guys think about *gasp* having sex with her?

What exactly is your point today, jonmc? Or are you just ranting to make yourself heard? All I said was, I feel bad that someone made a sex doll modeled after her, since I can't imagine it's something she would like very much; I know I certainly wouldn't.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 06 April | 15:06
You can't make a fortune marketing your sex appeal and then be offended when people find you sexually appealing.

OK. But she's not a doll. She's an actual person. The whole conflation of women with sex toys is obnoxious. The comments on the linked post are appalling. I'm not even really sure what this is doing on Metachat. "Sleazy dehumanizing merchandise marketed with stupid pun." Great.
posted by occhiblu 06 April | 15:08
She's so personally modest, too. i bet she handles it with style.
posted by ethylene 06 April | 15:09
What exactly is your point today, jonmc?...I feel bad that someone made a sex doll modeled after her, since I can't imagine it's something she would like very much

My point is that her entire career is based on a show where her character is all about sex, sex, sex. You can't base your whole career on sex appeal and then get upset when people treat you as a sex object. It's like saying 'look at me! look at me!' and then saying 'what are you looking at?' when people do.
posted by jonmc 06 April | 15:09
It's not her "entire career"; it's one role, albeit one that launched her into really big things. Honestly, jonmc, I think you're just talking for the sake of talking here, and I wish you'd take it elsewhere, and I think if you respect us, you will.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 06 April | 15:12
i hope the new movie she's in is good.
Duck, TPS. Just duck.
Someone's been to busy choking on bile to ever have watched the show.
posted by ethylene 06 April | 15:15
I'm reminded of that thing with the franchised Cheers restaurants and the animatronic likenesses of George Wendt and John Ratzenberger.
posted by box 06 April | 15:15
I think it would be more realistic if they added a tail. Giddy-up!

/enjoying the hilarity
posted by Pips 06 April | 15:24
I've heard a lot of good things about "Square Pegs", which I never saw (alas, was before my time). I'm excited they're finally releasing it to DVD.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 06 April | 15:30
It wasn't that great. i can't think it holds up well. Very 80s.
posted by ethylene 06 April | 15:41
Oh, I dunno--it's definitely dated-looking, but I think they did a pretty good job of portraying normal teenage girls. (Note: I'm definitely a non-expert.)
posted by box 06 April | 16:02
1) This is fucking grotesque...
1b) ...and sadly unsurprising, given the fucking grotesque state of our culture.
2) I now have the "Square Pegs, Square Pegs, Square...Pegs!" theme song stuck in my head.
posted by scody 06 April | 16:19
Dated shows can be fun. I never realized how dated Saved by the Bell was until I started watching it again a few weeks ago, but it is- Lisa lusts over Michael Jackson, lol.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 06 April | 16:27
This is one of a series of love dolls that surfaced in mid-March. More here. I'm surprised they haven't been ceased and desisted by now.
posted by TheDonF 06 April | 16:40
The best thing about Saved By the Bell is laughing over the size of their cellphones!
posted by iconomy 06 April | 16:54
The actual blown-up J-Ho doll pictured on TheDonF's link is hilarious.
posted by essexjan 06 April | 16:56
No joke, watching Saved by the Bell made me want high-waisted pants. I got some high waisted jeans yesterday, which I am now calling my "Jesse Spano" jeans.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 06 April | 16:56
Damn. I'm sorry if I've offended anyone with this link.

I was only sharing an example of how classy and sophistimicated we are here in The Big City.

posted by jason's_planet 06 April | 18:00
I thought she made her sex career in Annie.
posted by plinth 06 April | 20:50
It's a Cellular Telephone! Just like the kind Zack used!

≡ Click to see image ≡
posted by iconomy 06 April | 22:08
"And I live the kind of life that's far from affordable/
Standin' on the corner callin' cuties on the portable"
--Master Ace, 'Me and the Biz'
posted by box 07 April | 08:10
Strangeco || Hillary Clinton Rally, Eugene, April 5, 2008. . .

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