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01 April 2008

Chinese mail order brides? (mudpuppie's ideological sister responds.)
Hi you! Yes! LOL! This is Olena!!!! Happy happy!!!

My roommate is her name Ling and she is from China!!!! She is very messy and she is always leaving the toilet seat up (I can not understand this) so you can have her for your catalog if you want it. Yes! LOL!!! :) :) :) :()

She is 31 or 32 and has a crazy love about penguines! That also drive me up the wall!! There is penguines every where in the home! There is one in the sink now!!! I would like it very much if she is now married and leave the home because she is really annoying me!! She will not to wear the shoes or the socks in the home because of the dermites and so her feet are always very ugly and I have to see it!

She eats the bananas with the yellow skins on them because it is "strong for soul"!!!!!! It is GROSS!!! She also has the allergy very strong! (I have a cat, it is called Kitty!!!) But when she sneeze at the cat she then does the giggle for HOURS!!! It drives me crazy up the wall! Yes!!

But Mr., I need to know about what it is your catalog! How many Chinese people are in it? If you have my roommate her name is Ling in your catalog how many long will it be when she get married because I cannot make her exit the home now but I would like her to leave it!! She run around after my cat and say "Kitty kitty kitty" all the time and it make me angry! That is not the reason for the cat! No!

So please now Mr. you answer me and I wait. Yes! LOL!!

This was Olena! I am from Ukraine and we do not have the catalog!! :(
posted by mudpuppie 01 April | 18:22
Awesome.
posted by Specklet 01 April | 18:31
What? What is this? I love this, please explain.
posted by sweetkid 01 April | 18:53
yay Olena!
posted by small_ruminant 01 April | 19:02
(should post it on craigslist though.)
posted by small_ruminant 01 April | 19:03
Okay then.
posted by mudpuppie 01 April | 19:08
Olena returns! I do hope this is going to be fun.
posted by casarkos 01 April | 19:10
Gah! They've all been deleted.
posted by deborah 02 April | 12:42
Do you know of any immigrants from China?
Reply to: comm-626753258@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-01, 1:53PM

We at China Import has a catalog full of submissive Chinese girls of right age for your brother. No longer must a lonely American man spend thousdands of dollars traveling to poorer provinces of China meeting numerous candidates in person. All a man has to do is order a catalog, flip through it, and order whoever he wants. The lack of English proficieny appears to be our selling point as many men are tired of aruging with their American spouses. Our girls might curse you openly but you wouldn't understand a word they are saying.
Since you are a woman of Chinese descent, would you like to be on our catalog? Who knows, your brother might pick up to be his future wife.
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Reply to: comm-626004519@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-31, 10:05PM PDT

I am trying to help my brother in Sacramento find a wife. I haven't had much success in the personals section, so I thought I'd try here. He is shy and introverted so it isn't easy for him to meet women. The women he's met just don't seem to be interested in him. I keep telling him to go find a bride in China but he doesn't seem willing to do that. He says he wants to get married but is not taking any steps toward that goal. He's all but given up on finding a wife and having a family. So as his little sister, I'm doing my best to help him. But I am running out of options and am turning to the CL community for help. Short of taking the time and money to go to China to find a foreign bride, I am hoping that there could be a prospect here in northern Calif. Perhaps you know of a Chinese family that has come from China.
Some info on my brother. He is 40, first generation American born, our parents are from China, 5'8", 140 lbs, works for the State in IT, owns a home, likes science fiction, likes to read, shy and gentle, wears glasses.
If you know of a single Chinese woman that has immigrated from China that is in her 30s, please, please drop me a line. There's got to be somebody that knows somebody that knows somebody.
Thank you.
posted by small_ruminant 02 April | 15:39
the original inspiration...

Do you know of any immigrants from China?
Reply to: comm-626753258@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-01, 1:53PM

We at China Import has a catalog full of submissive Chinese girls of right age for your brother. No longer must a lonely American man spend thousdands of dollars traveling to poorer provinces of China meeting numerous candidates in person. All a man has to do is order a catalog, flip through it, and order whoever he wants. The lack of English proficieny appears to be our selling point as many men are tired of aruging with their American spouses. Our girls might curse you openly but you wouldn't understand a word they are saying.
Since you are a woman of Chinese descent, would you like to be on our catalog? Who knows, your brother might pick up to be his future wife.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Reply to: comm-626004519@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-31, 10:05PM PDT

I am trying to help my brother in Sacramento find a wife. I haven't had much success in the personals section, so I thought I'd try here. He is shy and introverted so it isn't easy for him to meet women. The women he's met just don't seem to be interested in him. I keep telling him to go find a bride in China but he doesn't seem willing to do that. He says he wants to get married but is not taking any steps toward that goal. He's all but given up on finding a wife and having a family. So as his little sister, I'm doing my best to help him. But I am running out of options and am turning to the CL community for help. Short of taking the time and money to go to China to find a foreign bride, I am hoping that there could be a prospect here in northern Calif. Perhaps you know of a Chinese family that has come from China.
Some info on my brother. He is 40, first generation American born, our parents are from China, 5'8", 140 lbs, works for the State in IT, owns a home, likes science fiction, likes to read, shy and gentle, wears glasses.
If you know of a single Chinese woman that has immigrated from China that is in her 30s, please, please drop me a line. There's got to be somebody that knows somebody that knows somebody.
Thank you.
posted by small_ruminant 02 April | 15:45
oops
posted by small_ruminant 02 April | 16:12
Moody and introspective (and long-winded) || My sister just punked me good

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