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21 March 2008

I could feed 13 cannibals. You?

post by: chewatadistance at: 10:24 | 44 comments

15!

My husband could feed 19...

posted by bunnyfire 21 March | 10:27

This one goes to 11.

posted by Joe Invisible 21 March | 10:27

15 cannibals!

Damn, it's already feeding one parasite...

posted by gaspode 21 March | 10:30

posted by tr33hggr 21 March | 10:30

posted by iconomy 21 March | 10:33

Much like Our Savior, my flesh could feed 12 in one sitting.

posted by Atom Eyes 21 March | 10:40

posted by danf 21 March | 10:42

7, if I make the conversion back to vegetarianism. 10, if I don't.

posted by crush-onastick 21 March | 10:43

8. I'm dessert.

posted by dabitch 21 March | 10:44

Ten. Ten happy, happy cannibals.

posted by mygothlaundry 21 March | 10:46

posted by rainbaby 21 March | 10:47

16, yay.

posted by chrismear 21 March | 10:49

12.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 21 March | 10:50

p.s., this should totally replace BMI.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 21 March | 10:50

15 - yay for bunnyfire's husband and chrismear! Everyone'd be full before they got to me!

posted by TheDonF 21 March | 10:57

Did that come across as rude? It wasn't meant to be. Oh dear.

posted by TheDonF 21 March | 11:09

15. Nice to know I'm useful for something.

posted by Hellbient 21 March | 11:10

Did that come across as rude? It wasn't meant to be. Oh dear.

I'm laughing at that. Too funny!

(They'd be full before they got to chrismear. Trust me.)

posted by bunnyfire 21 March | 11:14

18. That wasn't the most important question I'll ever ask myself, though. That prize goes to "How long will I last as leftovers?" Hope I don't go to waste.

posted by sysinfo 21 March | 11:14

11! 11 cannibals, ah ha ha!

posted by lonefrontranger 21 March | 11:25

13!

posted by rhapsodie 21 March | 11:30

13 also.

The cauldron was a-bubbling
the flesh was lean
and the women moved forward
like piranhas in a stream
they spread themselves before me
an offering so sweet
and they beckoned and they beckoned
come on darling eat

posted by BitterOldPunk 21 March | 11:33

Another 13.

I.T. crowd.

posted by TheophileEscargot 21 March | 11:42

Hah, 20! I'm officially the fattest bunny.

posted by octothorpe 21 March | 11:50

Aw man, I can only feed seven!

posted by Specklet 21 March | 12:03

OMG! 12.

posted by essexjan 21 March | 12:03

octothorpe: not so fast. I can feed 21.

posted by mullacc 21 March | 12:08

mullacc, I just had a deep-fried fish sandwich with mac-and-cheese for lunch, I must have gained at least one cannibal from that.

posted by octothorpe 21 March | 12:23

Ten cannibals. Probably fifteen if they just snacked and didn't have a full meal. I go well with a side of chips.

posted by msali 21 March | 12:25

One dozen cannibals here.

posted by BoringPostcards 21 March | 12:31

Nine. I'm not much use to them thar cannibals, eh?

posted by bassjump 21 March | 13:06

Party of 10, your scody is ready.

posted by scody 21 March | 13:06

Hee hee!

posted by Specklet 21 March | 13:10

I am only worth 7 cannibals. :(

posted by mudpuppie 21 March | 13:16

LOL scody!

posted by chewatadistance 21 March | 13:39

MMmmmm, 16. (I almost thought it would be higher than that.)

posted by sperose 21 March | 13:56

You know, if I marinated myself in cilantro, I wouldn't have to worry about being eaten by cannibals...just a thought.

posted by bunnyfire 21 March | 14:29

bunnyfire: Cilantro might just entice a certain population of cannibals, while the others would say that you just taste like soap...

i feed 13...

posted by Schyler523 21 March | 14:58

13.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. First cannibal turns to the second cannibal and says...

posted by middleclasstool 21 March | 16:52

I can feed 12. My boyfriend (6 inches taller, 60 lbs heavier, but a vegetarian) can feed 11. I protest that this makes no sense.

He says, "I have something that can explain that."

*beat*

"That website is bullshit."

posted by Fuzzbean 21 March | 17:41

Move over, boyfriend. There's someone meatier.

Last supper with a doggie bag: 13

posted by ethylene 21 March | 17:44

15 ~~men~~ cannibals on a dead ~~man's~~ deborah's ~~chest~~ corpse.

posted by deborah 21 March | 17:58

So two cannibals are eating a clown. First cannibal turns to the second cannibal and says...

...This tastes funny.

posted by bunnyfire 21 March | 19:20

I know I'm really late to the party, but I am enough for 8 more!

posted by goshling 17 May | 04:18

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