Laugh? I thought I'd die! What is the absolute best quotation or song or cartoon or bite-sized media consumable that sums up the absurdity of life?
→[More:]Without too much stupid detail, i was sucker-punched last night with information that is the equivalent of waking up one morning to find that Charles Manson has been elected pope and oh, by the way, your pregnant sister is actually a man.
I'm curious now for quotes or the like that can adequately convey the absurdity, my incredulity, and the vague horror of it all. I am coming up very short.