ok, like, anyone who's been on the web more than 10 minutes has seen the collection of stupid band promo photos from which this originates. haven't you put up with AOL long enough?

Jebus quonsar, mellow out dude.

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There we go. Fixed that for them.

Are you just miffed because the dude in shades is you from about 25 years ago? You've been tying to suppress this photo from the net since the first time you saw it online, haven't you? Every time you see it, it drags up all those old memories. The ones you have been trying so hard to forget.

"Man, we could have been something if Vinnie didn't accidently kill himself while cutting more holes in his stone-washed jeans. We told him there were enough holes already. He didn't listen. It was never enough for him. 10 minutes before we went on at the Roller-Rama in Deluth, I found him in the back of Neil's mom's station wagon, bleeding from his crotch where a pair of scissors was sticking out. Pushing the limits all the way until the end. Poor dumb bastard."

*Poors out can of Tab-cola on the ground for Vinnie*

This picture demonstrates about 80 different kinds of WRONG.

To Vinnie!

i AM mellowed out.

you MUST remember to picture me smiling widely during every comment.

unless i'm frowning. with scissors sticking out of my bloody crotch.

Example #13487 of why html needs a SARCASM tag.