My latest MeCha dream, with cameos by Barack Obama and Brangelina! →[More:]

I hosted a MeCha meetup at my house. Grumblebee and I sat outside on the front steps and had a long conversation about dealing with outside distractions while at work. Danf showed up late, and I recognized him right away from photos he's posted here. I went up to him to say hi and get a hug, but he seemed really angry and scowled at me the whole time he was there and wouldn't come anywhere near me.

At some point I walked over to my computer and started reading the anonymous valentines I had gotten, and then realized that they were to a guy, and not to me. There were hundreds of them....he was really popular! I read them all anyway, wondering who the heck they were to. I went to MetaChat and in the dream discovered that someone named Ruido233 was logged in and hadn't logged out. There was a Ruido at the meetup and I told him he hadn't logged out, and then everyone got mad at me for reading his valentines. I have no idea who Ruido is but in the MetaTalk "show us your desktop" thread vacapinta asked me where I got my background from, and it was from a site called Mira Ruido, so I think it may have something to do with that.

During the MeCha meetup we all related what we did for a living. I shared that I was Barack Obama's personal assistant. I explained that when he was home and wanted to get away from it all he liked to wear this...thing. I think it was a huge coconut, or something that was kind of like a coconut - it was made from something natural and it was very pretty. It was a large round helmet-like thing and was rough-hewn wood or carved from something hard, and hollowed out, and had huge holes for his eyes. It was kind of like a mask that fit over his head, and it was lined inside with notes from supporters. All the notes were on white paper and were written in red ink and some of them were valentines from me. Yeah, I have no clue what it means either. But I was pretty chuffed to be his personal assistant and to bring him helmet every day, apparently.

After the meetup I was hired by Brangelina to babysit Shiloh, who at 6 months was speaking in complete sentences and giving everyone around her a really hard time. Her vocabulary was really advanced, and she knew every swear word in the book, and used them liberally. She really took to me for some reason, and was very sweet, when she wasn't ripping me a new one for something or other. She had a mouth like a sailor.

Brad was always trying to take her from me and hold her and cuddle her, but Angelina was less interested in her and seemed jealous of all the attention Brad showed Shiloh. During the dream a visitor to the house told Angelina that everyone was referring to Shiloh as "pile o' shitt" instead of "shiloh pitt" and Angelina was really angry about that.

(weird for a dream to still be so vivid half a day later!)