I realize this is probably only funny to the original senders. So if it sets a bad precedent, please delete the thread. I don't want to make anyone uncomfortable; I'm just in it for the lulz.

Whereas I'm left wondering if I'm the only person who has serial killers referenced in her Valentines.

Yeah - I don't want to see this turn into a pissing match with the super popular bunnies posting lots of responses and the other bunnies getting upset because they didn't seem to get as many valentines as everyone else. As they say on DeathMatch, "I'll allow it", but if you got a lot of valentines then please limit your answers to your top few.

(seanyboy: this thread prompted me to even peek to see if I had valentines, which I do, a few! I had no idea! I'm so excited! Thanks everybody!)

Yes.

No.

Maybe.

Meet me at my place in half an hour.

AWWW! I hadn't gotten around to you yet!

But all of those apply! (Strange that!)

Eide - how would you know whether they were from ladies or not? NTTAWWT.

Who are you callin' a "lady"?

Only on alternate Wednesdays.

I've always had a thing for badgers, too!

So THAT'S what the weird text message was all about!

Nah, your Aunt Tillie.

And after that, we bathe in the mud of the hot springs and howl at the moon like wild picas!

Oh honey, don't let it bother you. It happens to a lot of guys and I was really sleepy anyway.

You are the cutest woobly-oobie too!

Aw thanks. I was hoping the scars didn't show too much. I might do the other side next time.

They taught me that in the circus.

That was no lady, that was me. I think. It was a long time ago!

Damn, how did you guess that was me? Was it the mention of the Jolly Ranchers?

No thanks, trying to quit.

You're next on my list, sweet cheeks!

It's a long time since I tried that. I wonder if my knee will still bend that way?

They'll all regret it one day.....won't they?

jokes, all jokes. It's our only hope

Wow, I had no idea that I'd have any Valentines over there. Thank you all so much. I'm seriously tearing up...

How do you know they're female?

Um, to whoever sent that naughty one?






Thank you! Thank you SO MUCH! Yeah, sure! Anytime!

I don't have anything witty to say, but thanks to the people that sent mine!

I have nothing to add except:

OMG YOU SICK, SICK INDIVIDUALS!!!!

(you are all incredibly awesome!)

Ack, I haven't sent valentines to most of the people in this thread yet!

Back to the console, Jeeves!

I love my valenties so much! Special shout outs to The Poet (or at least, the rhymer), The Compromise Suggestor, The One Who Used The Insane Term "ladies's gang" which reminds me of The Red Hat Society, The Trogglodite, and The Gravy Boat.

I have no idea who you are.

I treasure The Sincere Ones from my bunnybuddies, too, very very much.

I'm glad this thread prompted some people to check who wouldn't have otherwise seen their messages. A net success!

I admit it, it was me.

Eide, I'd not have checked if not for you. And then ... whoa! Bunny delight!

But the best part, I must say, is getting to write silly little happy things.