A story with teeth This one's gross, but so damn funny.→[More:]My grandmother Swan told me this one (she loved to tell stories — being a raconteur runs in the Swan family), and I remember her laughing so hard she could hardly get the words out.

This strikes me as kind of urban legend-y but it seems to me that Grandma knew the man or his name or something, though I can't remember it.

Some old guy whom she claimed was from the retirement community where she lived was up in Toronto for a day, and managed to lose his false teeth on the subway. Don't ask me HOW — I'm just telling it like I heard it. He later went to the TTC Lost & Found to see if they'd been turned in. They had a selection of false teeth there. He started trying them on. He didn't find his own, but he found a pair that fit better than his own had, so he kept them.