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27 January 2008

Most. Tasteless. Tattoo. Evah. That is all.

post by: essexjan at: 10:08 | 29 comments

I've seen a guy with a tattoo of the labia. Horrifying.

posted by LoriFLA 27 January | 10:38

This probably gets my vote for most tasteless, although I'm sure there are much worse out there. It may not be safe for work, I dunno.

posted by iconomy 27 January | 10:52

And what about the poor guy who had to put a husband's limp prick on his wife's thigh?
i think the people who did those had a lower level of personal chagrin.

posted by ethylene 27 January | 10:59

Oh dear. What kind of people find these sorts of images permanently entertaining? Surely such tattoos limit one's career and romantic options?

posted by Orange Swan 27 January | 11:03

Ok, now i'm afraid someone might get in trouble. Could a mod yank the limp dick pic link? And say that five times fast?

posted by ethylene 27 January | 11:08

iconomy: it could be worse. It could be a tattoo of an armpit..

posted by Daniel Charms 27 January | 11:14

(Added a 'NSFW' tag, ethylene.)

posted by chrismear 27 January | 11:34

No, no, zap the link entirely. i don't think he has explicit permission to show this stupid woman's thigh and/or prick to everyone, or would.

posted by ethylene 27 January | 11:41

Oh, sorry, I misunderstood. Done.

posted by chrismear 27 January | 11:44

Thanks. i just didn't want anyone to get into trouble for exposed stretchmarks and general ugliness.

posted by ethylene 27 January | 12:04

Since when were you modded, smear? Did i mis the party?

posted by ethylene 27 January | 12:05

A little while ago, seanyboy asked me if I'd be an emergency sysadmin in case he goes AWOL one day. I believe in that situation I would also receive his cool MetaChat jumper, and be required to adopt his cute accent.

posted by chrismear 27 January | 12:10

I don't get it--I mean, people love Hello Kitty, and people love Jesus, so what's not to like?

posted by box 27 January | 12:13

So we have a British guy quota?

posted by ethylene 27 January | 12:15

The original tattoo? That is definitely HELL-o Kitty.

This is as good a place as any to announce that a couple of blocks down from my house they have just opened a brand new tattoo/piercing parlor.

posted by bunnyfire 27 January | 12:16

That's hot. Not being religious, I find iconomy's link far more tasteless. Sorry I missed the limp dick tat, though. That would've been the perfect way to wake up on a Sunday morning.

posted by angelique.eek 27 January | 12:20

Since when were you modded, smear? Did i mis the party?

In a thread about body modification, this didn't half confuse me.

posted by matthewr 27 January | 14:26

Ha!

posted by chrismear 27 January | 14:27

Yep, i wanted to be there when they put the subcutaneous spikes in his forehead and the permanent high heel implants.
This way he can always pick up a wifi signal.

posted by ethylene 27 January | 14:30

people love Hello Kitty, and people love Jesus, so what's not to like?

They like him better as a newborn child than on the cross. He doesn't look half as cute with nails driven through his hands and feet.

posted by Daniel Charms 27 January | 15:05

i haven't got a religious cell in my body.

but that tattoo is just fuckin' rude.

posted by jason's_planet 27 January | 15:52

I did see a tattoo on one of those "Ugly Tattoo" sites (too impatient to find it now) where the person had a dragon tattooed across his entire penis. In detail. WHY!?!?!? And also..OW OWIE OUCH OUOUOUCH!!!!!!!

Let's see if I can find it...

posted by redvixen 27 January | 17:03

NSFW! Found it on another link.

posted by redvixen 27 January | 17:12

In the second picture, it looks like his penis is growing out of his butt.

posted by Daniel Charms 27 January | 17:35

I think the penis tattoo is fabulous, clever, artful, and well done. Sorry, but I do.

posted by treepour 27 January | 19:42

er, I mean the dragon tattoo. Not the other penis tattoo mention upthread, which I haven't seen.

posted by treepour 27 January | 19:43

treepour: the other one was the opposite of everything you said.

posted by Daniel Charms 28 January | 02:48

Re the dragon tattoo, my first instinct upon seeing that thing in person would be to grab a baseball bat and beat the life out of it, which is not, I suspect, the reaction its owner would either expect or want.

posted by essexjan 28 January | 12:14

You're not exactly the damsel in distress type, are you essexjan?

posted by Orange Swan 28 January | 21:47

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