Must...resist...urge to...punt the poodle.

Mango, meet Baby.

If your head is the heaviest part of your body, it's gonna be the part your weeble wobbles on-- that's just bad design.
Something here is so wrong.
That dog needs butt weights.

Stapleton gave mouth-to-snout resuscitation and administered chest compressions

We've all been there man, we've all been there.

Punt-The-Poodle

tee hee!!!!

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This is a face you would punt?

And as the owner of a small dog, I gotta say that the whole punting thing is not really as hi-larious as you might think.

The Bees is forever getting in your path and punting position or getting accidentally thwacked in the process of play. It doesn't faze her, but it profoundly bothers me.

She's awaiting surgery and i feel like i should be moving all the furniture. Could someone please activate my wondertwin powers? Shazam me or something?

Martin used to love to be underfoot while I was cooking. It wasn't really good for either of us, but we could never convince him to stay out of the way.

Lucy does it to some degree, too, but she's pretty good at getting out of the way at the last second. (I tend to drop things from time to time while I'm prepping things, so the possibility of food magically raining from the sky while I'm in the kitchen is high. It's irresistable, apparently.)