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Listen, everytime someone comments, it brings us closer to the END of this THREAD, and I hear that there's a MONSTER at the end of this thread. So, please, heed my rope-work, and do not comment any further.
Okay, listen, you really need to stop all this commenting. If you don't we'll get to the end of this thread, and as I mentioned earlier, I've heard that there's a monster at the end of this thread. So, it follows that IF there's a monster at the end of this thread, and one can only ASSUME we don't want to have to deal with a monster, only I can save all of us from this MONSTER, but building some sort of brick wall that shall stop the commenting. Now, don't go trying to prove your strength, I'll concede your great strength, right here and now. Just leave the damned BRICK WALL ALONE.
Hopefully no admins will come along and strike out, er down, the brick wall.
You keep changing the rules! First it was don't open the thread, then it was don't comment in the thread, but we couldn't know about the no-comment thing unless we opened the thread, so that's not really fair, and I totally want a do-over.
This is like Zeno's thread. There's a monster at the end of it, and in each post we get even closer to it, but we can never catch it, because by the time we reach the end of the thread it is one post further.
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