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18 December 2007

This a post about the latest breaking celebrity gossip If you don't already know, you probably don't care. But for those of us who do.....[More:]OMFG!!!!
!!!!!!

i hope it wasn't with kfed's younger brother.
posted by stynxno 18 December | 20:19
OMFG!!!!!! I thought Jessica Alba was a surprise, but this BLOWS MY MIND.
posted by jrossi4r 18 December | 20:19
Seriously, my mind is BLOOOOOOWN.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 18 December | 20:20
I feel bad for her. Teen pregnancy is hard enough without the eyes of the world on you.
posted by jrossi4r 18 December | 20:23
Tomorrow, we will learn that kfed knocked up the mom.
posted by mischief 18 December | 20:26
Dang.

Just dang.

posted by bunnyfire 18 December | 20:29
WHAT THE HELL NOW LILY ALLEN IS PREGNANT

I need to go check my uterus....it's dangerous times.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 18 December | 20:30
OMG IUD 4 TPS ASAP!
posted by jrossi4r 18 December | 20:32
Apparently they all breed in vapidity.
posted by jonmc 18 December | 20:33
If Amy Winehouse gets knocked up, I'm leaving this planet.
posted by birdherder 18 December | 20:47
Oh, for Heaven's sake. Does stupidity run in that family? The parents must be so pround (or mortified).

Apparently they all breed in vapidity

Love that, jonmc.
posted by redvixen 18 December | 20:53
Why do people hate Amy Winehouse so much? I don't get it. I mean yeah, she's all fucked up on drugs from time to time and is maybe anorexic, but why the hate?
posted by bmarkey 18 December | 20:55
I don't hate Amy Winehouse; I feel incredibly bad for her. Were she not so obviously under the spell of addiction, I'd probably hate her, though.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 18 December | 20:56
Really? Why would you hate her, TPS?
posted by bmarkey 18 December | 21:01
"vapidity" - I bow to your punning genius.
posted by mischief 18 December | 21:16
This is what happens when democracy and capitalism run rampant.
posted by kyleg 18 December | 21:41
Not to mention hormones.
posted by jonmc 18 December | 21:54
Dude, what the HELL. Keep them CLOSED!
posted by viachicago 18 December | 22:44
bmarkey: I take turns hating everyone, just to be fair.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 18 December | 22:54
I hear it's catching! I hear babby is formed by drinking Pepsi. Don't get praegnant grils! You will become instain mother and kill yur babbies.

Side note: OMFGWTFOMGOMG.
posted by SassHat 18 December | 23:18
WHERE IS ALI LOHAN? LOCK HER AWAY, STAT!
posted by SassHat 18 December | 23:20
I hope someone asks who the father is during the Presidential debates.
posted by mullacc 18 December | 23:43
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Poor Britbrit. Jambrit? Jamlyn?
posted by unknowncommand 19 December | 00:43
I've always been annoyed at winehouse. I always found her voice to be totally fake. Like, it sounds like the voice of someone doing a character, not someones actual singing voice. It just sounds strange. I don't know if she's actually faking the voice though, it just sounds like it. And ya know, she's a shithead junkie. That doesn't exactly help her.

But yeah, Jamie Lynn Spears. No one should be terribly surprised by that. That family is total garbage.
posted by puke & cry 19 December | 01:17
You can take the girl out of the trailer park ...
posted by stilicho 19 December | 01:47
Crazy Days and Nights had a blind item at the beginning of October that sounds like it could fit around the story for a number of reasons (JLS is on a teen show, she claimed to not have a boyfriend in some interview recently), EXCEPT that she claims to be only 12 weeks along now, which means the producers of the show found out about 2 seconds after she was conceived. Hmm, perhaps she's a little farther along than she claims?
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 19 December | 01:57
Good grief, Lily Allen has only been seeing her boyfriend since September, and she found out a month ago she's pregnant. So she must have been knocked up within a couple of weeks of their first date. Have these girls never heard of contraception?
posted by essexjan 19 December | 03:29
This thread is kind of ... yeah. Anyway, maybe it'll have an unintended effect: people who read OK! (not the brightest bunch, usually) will go out and get some condoms and keep them in their purses/wallets. Or not.
posted by chuckdarwin 19 December | 03:55
I don't see how this is celebrity gossip unless this girl is some kind of celebrity I've never heard of. I didn't even know Britney had a sister. But then again, I guess that's because I don't give a flying fuck about celebrities.

It does seem to me, though, that the bar people are required to clear to become a celebrity has been lowered significantly over the past whatever years. One of the bad influences of the Internet, I guess.
posted by dg 19 December | 04:19
well, Jamie-Lynn is on a tv show of her own, dg. A KIDS show!

Would TPS or someone please point me to a good article explaining what the fuck is up with the Spears family?
posted by By the Grace of God 19 December | 05:26
Lily Allen is preggars too. This unwed mother thing is hawt.
posted by dabitch 19 December | 06:12
On the blue, someone said they saw this headline right alongside "Lynn Spears parenting book delayed indefinitely."

At least she won't have to worry about money as much as the average teenage mom would.
posted by drezdn 19 December | 09:09
That's exactly what I was thinking, drezdn.

Now, a question; Why is this such a shocking thing? Understand that I know nothing about her, but is it shocking simply in the way that any 16-year-old becoming pregnant is usually somewhat shocking? Or has her machine been exploiting the "purity" angle like they used to for Britney? Or what?
posted by taz 19 December | 09:21
Lets send these girls some condoms, some sponges, and some vibrators, STAT!

Seriously, I've got nothing wrong with girls getting a little something something, but did they all sleep through sex ed or something?
posted by muddgirl 19 December | 10:07
Would TPS or someone please point me to a good article explaining what the fuck is up with the Spears family?

There isn't one. Britney said "We're Southern" once to excuse her driving with her baby in her lap, so it's possible the family clings to Southern stereotypes, desperate to lay them out.

On the blue, someone said they saw this headline right alongside "Lynn Spears parenting book delayed indefinitely."

Yes, apparently before this, Lynn was writing a parenting book. How she was going to be able to write it with a straight face, I don't know. Putting the teen pregnancy aside, it's not like Britney is doing that well at the moment.

Why is this such a shocking thing?

Well, I think her marital status and age is a big part of it- societ tend to think of unmarried teens as not "ready" to have babies. When they do, it's always a mistake they have to "take responsibility" for, not a welcomed joy (which is a very sad way to bring a new life into the world, I think). Plus, she's on a teen show, which makes some people believe she's supposed to be a "role model" (although why anyone would want anyone in the entertainment business to be a "role model" is beyond me- get me some Laura Ingalls Wilder, stat!)
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 19 December | 11:17
TMZ reports JL is farther along than 12 weeks. Hmmmm. Looks like that blind item is looking truer every second!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 19 December | 13:37
OMG, Pamela Anderson is getting divorced again?

I may have to lie down for a moment with a cold cloth on my forehead.
posted by jokeefe 19 December | 14:57
LOL kyleg!
posted by halonine 19 December | 16:04
How old is Jamie's boyfriend? Depending on the answer to that, he could be charged with statutory rape.
posted by deborah 19 December | 17:54
Her "boyfriend" is 19, I think.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 19 December | 18:28
OMG I AER COVERED IN TORTIE KITNS || Tonight's Chicken Shepard's Pie

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