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13 December 2007

THIS IS A SHOUTING THREAD →[More:]I WAS OFFERED AN INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY FOR TUESDAY, BUT I'M LEAVING TOWN ON MONDAY MORNING! WOE IS ME WOE IS ME! AND THEN, IF THE WEATHER IS BAD, AND MY FLIGHT IS CANCELLED, I WILL HAVE TURNED IT DOWN FOR NOTHING! WOE IS ME WOE IS ME!!!!

post by: ThePinkSuperhero at: 15:33 | 29 comments

I'M STARVING BUT THERE'S NOTHING I WANT TO EAT IN THIS HOUSE!!!!

posted by Slack-a-gogo 13 December | 15:53

IT SNOWED! THERE IS ABOUT 4--6" OF SNOW ON THE GROUND AND IT IS SOFT AND FLUFFY AND THE WHOLE WORLD IS COVERED IN COTTON CANDY AND BY GOD I LOVE IT HERE THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN ANOTHER MISERABLE TEXAS "WINTER" OF BLAND WEATHER AND BROWN GRASS! YAAAAAAAAAAAY WINTER!

BUT I NEED A BETTER SNOW SHOVEL, OR MAYBE JUST A FLATNOSE NORMAL SHOVEL TO GET THE COMPACTED SNOW OFF THE DRIVEWAY!

posted by ROU Xenophobe 13 December | 16:00

I SPILLED A POT OF SOUP ALL OVER THE GODDAMN KITCHEN CUZ THE GODDAMN CAT TRIPPED ME AND IT WAS REALLY GOOD HOMEMADE MINESTRONE, TOO! I HOPE I SCALDED THAT STUPID FUCKING CAT!!!!!!!

posted by BitterOldPunk 13 December | 16:01

MY KITTY IS COVERED IN KITTY SPIT YET CONTINUES TO COAT HERSELF IN MORE KITTY SPIT, AND WANTS TO HOLD HANDS ALL THE TIME. ALL THE TIME. I WILL WASH HER TOMORROW, WHICH WILL MAKE HER SAD, BUT WHEN I LET GO OF HER PAW FIRST SHE GIVES ME SUCH A LOOK.

posted by ethylene 13 December | 16:01

THIS DAMN HEADACHE IS LINGERING AND I DOUBT IT WILL GO COMPLETELY AWAY UNTIL TOMORROW AFTERNOON, WHEN I LEAVE THE WORK HOLIDAY PARTY/MANDATORY SIMULATED MERRIMENT EVENT.

posted by Joe Invisible 13 December | 16:04

IS THIS COLD EVER GOING TO END? I HAVE APPARENTLY CORNERED THE WORLD SUPPLY OF MUCUS AND I AM DISGUSTING EVEN TO MYSELF. I MEAN, EWWWWWW! I AM REALLY TIRED OF MY SINUSES BEING SOLID AND THE HEADACHE THEREFROM.

posted by mygothlaundry 13 December | 16:15

"... I AM REALLY TIRED OF MY SINUSES BEING SOLID AND THE HEADACHE THEREFROM."
posted by mygothlaundry 13 December

Might be time to get out your hairdryer, mgl.

I AM SO SICK OF WHINEY BOB COSTAS MEWLING ABOUT STEROIDS IN BASEBALL. HE'S RIDDEN THE DAMN STORY FOR A DECADE, AND IT'S SO OVER, ALREADY, AS ARE MOST OF HIS MANUFACTURED "CONTROVERSIES." AND NOW THAT CRAPPY MITCHELL REPORT HAS GIVEN HIM 10 MORE YEARS OF MATERIAL. YECCCCHHHHH.

posted by paulsc 13 December | 16:30

WHY CAN'T I MAKE MYSELF FOCUS ON MY WORK? WHY DO I KEEP COMING BACK TO THE INTERNETSES INSTEAD? WHY?!?!?!??!?!?!

posted by elizard 13 December | 16:31

I FORGOT TO EAT! NOT A MORSEL! I JUST KEEP SITTING HERE THINKING "BOY, AM I HUNGRY! MY STOMACH FEELS VILE! IT'S GROWLING AND REBELLING!" YET I CONTINUE NOT TO EAT! I MIGHT BE STUPID!

posted by Elsa 13 December | 16:35

MY SHIT OF A BOSS IS HAS PUT ON EASY LISTENING, AND RIGHT NOW THERE'S TINKLING PIANOS AND A JAZZY ELECTRIC BASS AND STRINGS PLAYING "I LOVE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE BY BILLY JOEL" AAAAAAAAA KILL ME NOW!

posted by Specklet 13 December | 16:36

AND WHY THE HELL HAS MR. GUY STILL NOT PAID ME FOR LAST WEEK'S WORK? WHY DOES HE KEEP SAYING HE'LL STOP BY AND THEN NOT SHOWING OR CALLING OR ANYTHING, LEAVING ME WAITING AND WAITING AND WAITING?? WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T PEOPLE WARN ME HE HAS A REPUTATION FOR NOT PAYING WORKERS BEFORE I WENT TO WORK FOR HIM? I WORKED HARD, BUDDY, AND I'D LIKE TO KEEP WORKING WITH YOU, BUT NOT IF YOU'RE GONNA STIFF ME, K?!?!?!?!?!?!

posted by elizard 13 December | 16:41

WORK HOLIDAY PARTY/MANDATORY SIMULATED MERRIMENT EVENT.

^ MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD! I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING TO YELL ABOUT EXCEPT OUR ANNUAL HOLIDAY OPEN HOUSE INSANITY IS THIS EVENING IN THE BUILDING WE LIVE IN, SO THE PLACE WILL BE GETTING INVADED BY MORONS THAT THINK THEY ARE IN HOLLYWOOD. LAST YEAR THEY BLEW OFF THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER IN OUR HALL WHICH SUMMONED THE FIRE STATION AND WE WERE SUBSEQUENTLY FINED FOR A FALSE ALARM AT 2AM.

posted by chewatadistance 13 December | 16:46

THE EVIL ONE HAS TRIED TO MESS WITH ME AGAIN! OH EVIL SIR, YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN MESS WITH US? BWA HA HA! FOILED AGAIN!

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 13 December | 16:47

DAMN, I JUST NOTICED THE APPARENT HYPOCRISY OF MY COMMENTS. IT'S DIFFERENT TYPES OF WORK, WITH DIFFERENT PAY ARRANGEMENTS AND DEADLINES AND STUFF. REALLY. I SWEAR.

posted by elizard 13 December | 16:47

STOP FUCKING SNOWING! I FUCKING HATE IT. IT'S COLD AND WET AND SLOPPY AND SLIPPERY. I'D LOVE TO BE BACK IN THE BLAND WINTER OF PORTLAND OREGON ENJOYING A COFFEE AND LEMON-POLLYSEED SCONE AT POWELL'S. THAT IS ALL!

posted by DarkForest 13 December | 16:50

YOU'D ALL YELL AT ME IF YOU KNEW JUST HOW NICE THE WEATHER OUTSIDE HAS BEEN FOR ME THIS WEEK. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHBWAHAHAHAH!

posted by bunnyfire 13 December | 16:53

SEPHORA IS BLOCKING MY PURCHASE. IT IS A SIGN.

posted by ethylene 13 December | 17:02

HAHAHAHAHA WE ARE EVIL, WE ARE EVIL, WE ARE EVIL. I AM GOING TO LAUGH ABOUT US ALL DAY LONG.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 13 December | 17:04

WORK HOLIDAY PARTY/MANDATORY SIMULATED MERRIMENT EVENT
Hah! I LOL'd to myself.

Ours is tonight - should be fun to see who gets shit-faced and comes in to work on Monday all shame-faced and stuff. God, I hope it's not me.

posted by dg 13 December | 17:39

YES I FIGURED OUT WHAT TO GET MY FATHER FOR CHRISTMAS! CROCS! HE LOVES 'EM! MAYBE I'LL GET HIM A PINK PAIR IN HONOR OF HIS PINK SUPERHERO DAUGHTER! HAHAHAHA HE'D LOL!

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 13 December | 17:47

MY KNITTING IS GOING TOO SLOWLY. GAH.

posted by sperose 13 December | 17:50

GET HIM CROCS WITH THE LOGO OF SOMEBODY'S ALMA MATER!

posted by box 13 December | 17:53

MY COWORKER BROUGHT IN A CELINE DION CD TODAY AND PLAYED IT NONSTOP. GOOD THAT HE DOESN'T WORK IN THE SAME ROOM WITH ME OR HE WOULD BE DEAD AND I WOULD BE TYPING THIS FROM JAIL!!!!!!

posted by chillmost 13 December | 18:19

STOP FUCKING SNOWING! I FUCKING HATE IT.

NO WAY! SNOW! MORE SNOW! 18" THIS WEEKEND? FUCKIN-A YEAH, 'CUZ I DON'T HAVE TO GO *NOWHERE*! I WANT SNOW DEEPER THAN MY DOGS ARE TALL!

JUST SO LONG AS THE POWER DOESN'T GO OUT ANYWAY! BECAUSE THAT WOULD SUCK!

posted by ROU Xenophobe 13 December | 18:56

HOLY CRAP.

I LEFT WORK AT 11:25 - IT TOOK A HALF HOUR TO GET TO DAY CARE (WHICH WAS CLOSING AT NOON), IT USUALLY TAKES ME 12 MINUTES.

FROM THERE IT TOOK 1 HOUR 40 MINUTES TO GET HOME - IT NORMALLY TAKES 15 MINUTES. WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG? MORONS. TOTAL MORONS, LIKE THIS ONE. DAMN ASSHOLES DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE IN THE SNOW.

posted by plinth 13 December | 19:06

THE TRAIN WAS SCHEDULED TO WAIT FOURTEEN FUCKING MINUTES AT ONE STOP AND STILL LEFT IT TEN MORE MINUTES LATE. A POX ON THREE BRIDGES.

posted by cillit bang 13 December | 19:39

BRO#1 IS COMING TOMORROW TO VISIT FOR THE WEEKEND, YAY!!

posted by deborah 13 December | 23:05

KITTY IS WASHED BUT KITTY IS MIFFED.
IS SHE LICKING HER BATHING SUIT AREA MORE BECAUSE SHE IS BECOMING A WOMAN?
SHE MAY BE GIVING ME ASTHMA.

SUDDEN AND OVERWHELMING ORGASMS ARE NEVER PLANNED.

posted by ethylene 14 December | 00:30

I DON'T WANT TO BE SICK!!!MY UNCLE SAID HE COULDN'T PUT ME UP AND OAKWOOD DOESN'T MAKE THEIR RESERVATIONS SIMPLE!!! THEY MIGHT BE TRYING TO PULL A BAIT AND SWITCH ON ME WITH THE PLACE I WANT TO STAY!!! I'M GOING TO BE ALONE ON NEW YEARS AND I DON'T THINK I WILL BE ABLE TO STAND IT!!! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO LA!!! I TURN 40 IN LESS THAN SIX MONTHS AND I AM GOING TO BE ALONE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!I ONLY GOT TO THE GYM TWICE THIS WEEK AND I'M ALMOST 200 POUNDS!!!I AM NOT A SHIKSA GODDESS!!!I DON'T LOOK LIKE A FUCKING SUPERMODEL!!! I WISH I WERE TALL!!!I NEED TO GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND STRAIGHTEN UP!!!

posted by brujita 14 December | 02:41

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