Organizational Announcement
→[More:]So, today was my going-away lunch and packing-up-my-things day for the assignment I've worked on for the last 3 years. I'm moving to a totally different area of my company. My lead spoofed the typical ORGANIZATIONAL ANNOUNCEMENT they issue when VPs are shuffled around (some changes made to protect identities)....

ORGANIZATION ANNOUNCEMENT FROM BOSS O'DOO

Date: November 14, 2007

To: All PS Group

From: Boss O'Doo


Doo Hickie has announced he is leaving Bigco X Division effective November 19, 2007. Effective immediately, Archie Underling will assume the position of Bad Joke Telling and Water Bottle Gathering until a permanent appointment is made.

Doo’s 3-year career with the PS goup has spanned many aspects of weight loss and South Beach diets as well as printing internet jokes and posting them on his wall. Paul’s devotion to the team has been extensive, especially by volunteering to consume the bottom grinds of the coffee pot thus allowing his teammates the joy of a fresh brew.

We thank Doo for his many contributions to our business over the years. He will be sorely missed as our water supplies dwindle.

Please provide Archie with your full support during this transition and everyone please enjoy the silence.