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11 November 2007

At the Bookstore-That-Rhymes-With-One-Man-Band, [More:] I'm socially in sort of a weird position. We have a lot of employees (almost 300 at full strentgh). Lots of them are kids in their twenties. There's also a lot of people (mainly managers and office people) in their forties and fifties. Almost nobody in their mid-thirties. So half the staff thinks of me as a 'crazy kid,' and the rest (to quote my man Peter Bagge) look at me 'trying to decide whether he is a knowledgable hepcat or merely a bitter old crank.'

One kid (and I mean 'kid',he's 20) Eric helps me unload and sort for the buyers and whatnot as do a few other kids in their early 20's. To pass the time, I'll regale them with my often odd theories about life, music, sex, politics and the like which leaves them alternately amused or aghast. Late yesterday, Eric looked at me and said 'Y'know, you oughta write all these theories of yours down somewhere.'

And I realized, in lieu of a web connection, I was Meatspace Metachatting.
I vote bitter old crank. ; )
posted by Pips 11 November | 12:09
Also, yesterday I happened to find (in the dollar racks) a copy of 1983 New York Mets cookbook. It was entitled GourMets. That's beautiful, man.
posted by jonmc 11 November | 12:14
That *is* beautiful.

Heh, glad to see you can Metachat offline too!
posted by gaspode 11 November | 12:19
Jon, until you are older than I am (literally; time travel technology required), you are NOT allowed to be a "bitter old crank". My FATHER is a bitter old crank. Now get off my blog.

(And if I were working where you're working, I'd spend my entire income at the dollar racks. GourMets IS beautiful; I'd like to know the names of some of the specific recipes)
posted by wendell 11 November | 12:39
I remember you regaling me with your theories over 10 years ago at the eBar or in the break room or at The Beat in Port Chester.
posted by chillmost 11 November | 13:51
Me too. I'm not apying for your therapy, dude. Sorry.
posted by jonmc 11 November | 13:56
I, too, have this onus - one of my cast members in Stranger Than Fiction told me just this week that I was "really pretty hip for a 40-year old".

There's just really no way of taking that well.

It's true, but still...
posted by Lipstick Thespian 11 November | 14:29
It's odd, but I was just reading a blog the other day that had scanned some of the GourMets pictures & recipes!

Just Hungry
posted by Sil 11 November | 15:39
Would you PLEASE write a book already?????

Bitter Old Crank is a fine title.
posted by bunnyfire 11 November | 15:43
Why do you have to choose? Can't you be a crazy bitter old cranky hepcat kid? That's how I think of you, anyway ;)
posted by elizard 11 November | 16:58
eliz, if working with all these twentysomethings has taught me anything, it's that I (as my hero would say) 'ain't that young anymore..'
posted by jonmc 11 November | 17:54
old = 10 years older than you at the time you're talking.
posted by Miko 11 November | 18:18
Also: I just went through an Underground Railroad simulation program where I amd others played a group of escaping slaves. At one point, one of the slavecatchers, in character, looked our group over, spat redneckally, and said "No good breedin' stock here."

Completely apart from the context, that stung a little....
posted by Miko 11 November | 18:20
heh. I am 10 or more years older than a lot of these whippersnappers. It stuns me that people born during the first Bush administration can drive and drink in bars.

(This isn't my first 'encroaching middle-age experience.' That happened in Florida when I was listening to 'Just What I Needed' on online radio and a co-worker called it 'her favorite oldie.'

*toddles off to glue factory*
posted by jonmc 11 November | 18:26
Also: I just came back from an exhibit at the Children's Museum about "The Power of Children." One feature of the exhibit is the re-created bedroom of Ryan White. We saw a live theatre presentation in which Ryan (clad in acid-washed jeans) told of his crush on Alyssa Milano and showed an embroidery-floss bracelet she had made him. The Max Headroom poster was also a nice touch.

This marks the first time I've seen events and objects from my own lifetime presented in a museum exhibit.
posted by Miko 11 November | 18:34
Puppies, the lot of you. Puppies!

In a little over a year I face the big five-oh. If I'm not crotchety you can't be either.
posted by bunnyfire 11 November | 20:19
Y'know, you oughta write all these theories of yours down somewhere.
How many times have we heard this sentiment expressed either by you or about you over the years? Time you decided what to do - either piss or get off the pot.
posted by dg 11 November | 21:27
Yeah, is it any different coming from meatspace? Soon they'll be getting on your ass just like we once did.
posted by Miko 11 November | 22:47
Are you a writer, or a preformance artist? Or maybe a bit of both? I'am I asking you, or myself? It's sort of strange to become a "bitter old crank" no? Is there anybody alive out there?
posted by nola 11 November | 23:49
It'd be cool if someone else could cull all the anecdotes etc for you. Then all you have to do is spew 'em out. Do they call those people editors??
posted by chewatadistance 12 November | 08:14
Johnny Mac! This is an awsome post!!!!
Sorry I'm so late on it.
See you at Strand's real soon, my man!
posted by Joe Famous 12 November | 17:24
Macarons || Radio Mecha - Music Box

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