Erm....sorry, you may have to fight me for that pong game, even although I myself have been holding out to bid on Emmanuel Lewis's Simon and Robbie Rist's Rubik's Cube.

Wow, he looks really haggard.

Current bid: US $510.00

What choo talkin' 'bout, e-bay?

Gary Coleman has kinda crappy taste in games, huh?

Not to mention: crappy taste in parents.

Gary Coleman has kinda crappy taste in games, huh?

Luckily for you Mario Kart Double Dash has a reputation which is above reproach or I would have to take issue with your attempts to sully it with petty insults! Good day to you, sir!

I spy MK there. Would you believe I just downloaded the original Mortal Kombat theme by The Immortals? Less than 15 minutes ago. It is SO bad. But it was the first cassette tape my son ever asked for (at 4) and I was feeling nostaligic. I love the part where they name all the kombatants. It's so freaking fantastic.

Gary Coleman looks like someone is forcing him at dagger-point to sign those games.

i just realized that this could be a case of life imitating art - i seem to recall a line in "the internet is for porn" from avenue q where kate monster, trying to prove that the internet was actually not for porn, mentioned that the gary coleman character was in the process of selling all of his posessions on ebay...