(Brainstorms ideas for personal homepage.)

Can I just say that whilst videos of you in a trap or swimming down a drop-off might be somewhat entertaining, I would have to be paid good money ever to consider watching a video of you either defecating or spawning.

Although I am sure there are many strange and lonely bachelors who would pay YOU good money to watch such things. Teh intarweb is a strange thing.

Dear Jan-

When I was in Kona, some wild dolphins came into the bay where I was snorkling (we were actually there for that purpose. . .sometimes they show, sometimes not).

At one point I was surrounded by about half a dozen dolphins, and one swam under me and pooped, and I was then surrounded by these little cute dolphin turds in the water.

Hope this helps.

Love, danf

Thanks danf. The sight of the huge walrus at the NY Aquarium pooping in the water, then dispersing the debris through the water, followed by him masturbating and showing off his hard-on to the crowd was probably as much as I can take of the seamier side of aquatic life.

Oh, and walrus shit is not 'cute little turds' either. Although turtle shit is. I also saw a turtle shit on top of a ray that was basking on the floor of the tank.

NYC is full of exciting things to see.