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30 October 2007

If you could have one thing delivered to your doorstep every morning, what would it be?
Wine.
posted by JanetLand 30 October | 11:36
Money. And lots of it.
posted by amro 30 October | 11:37
George Clooney? But only after I've showered and brushed my teeth.
posted by matildaben 30 October | 11:38
I think we can still get milk delivered here... I don't know how much it costs, though.
posted by chuckdarwin 30 October | 11:54
Women.
posted by King of Prontopia 30 October | 11:56
I'm with amro: money. But if I had to pick something original...

Clothes. Could be just a pair of underwear, but clothes. And shoes.

I need new clothes so bad. And underwear. And shoes.
posted by Specklet 30 October | 11:57
A flat white. Can't get 'em here.
posted by gaspode 30 October | 11:57
amro is spot-on, although I'd be satisfied with the daily pair of boots.

Barring that, I'd like a delicious coffee and inventive breakfast delivered to my office each morning, 830ish, thank you. On weekends, just the Times and some champagne to the home.
posted by crush-onastick 30 October | 11:57
Flowers
posted by LoriFLA 30 October | 12:01
Money delivered by George Clooney.
posted by BoringPostcards 30 October | 12:02
Bullets.
posted by eamondaly 30 October | 12:03
NONE Pizza with Left Beef
posted by mullacc 30 October | 12:03
...delivered by George Clooney wearing a Dictators shirt.
posted by mullacc 30 October | 12:04
Healthy meals for the day.
posted by deborah 30 October | 12:12
song.
posted by chewatadistance 30 October | 12:15
Yea, I think I'd like food. I'd like to go on a little website the night before, fill in a form with what I want, and find it on my doorstep the next day. Like how room service breakfast works on a cruise.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 30 October | 12:25
Not delivered, but quiet until noon every day.

Gaspode, I haven't gone in, but I've seen flat white on the menu of Ruby's on Mulberry St.
posted by brujita 30 October | 12:34
breakfast with coffee.
posted by desjardins 30 October | 12:35
Oh, god, what ColdChef said. Preferably delivered by George Clooney.

(I MISS beignets!)
posted by Fuzzbean 30 October | 12:36
All my groceries, whatever I want. Organic vegetables, any fancy ingredients, spices, fresh baked bread and fresh squeezed juice ... basically, a superduper grocery genie.

Or maybe media; books, magazines, DVDs and CDs.

Or a housekeeper. But not every day. Maybe we could mix it up with a gardner and a chaffeur?

but really, money.
posted by taz 30 October | 12:37
My replacement.
posted by Hugh Janus 30 October | 12:39
THANK YOU brujita! I should have thought of Ruby's. I was walking past there yesterday but only thought about (and discarded) the idea of getting a meat pie.
posted by gaspode 30 October | 12:41
My clone of the day, who will show up, get her instructions and then go to work taking over the world while I laze about merrily and grow fat on the largesse of the land.
posted by mygothlaundry 30 October | 12:46
A box full of blowjobs, money, food, and a pithy phrase handwritten by Miss Manners on a small piece of fancy paper.
posted by cmonkey 30 October | 13:09
A clone! *smacks forehead* Can I change mine? I need a clone to work and pay my bills and feed the gliders because I need to go see about a boy!
posted by Specklet 30 October | 13:20
pancakes.
posted by pinky.p 30 October | 13:25
My own personal driver in a limo to drive me to work and wherever I want to go. I get tired of the commute. Wait! With George Clooney as my driver.
posted by govtdrone 30 October | 13:28
Well I already get the paper delivered and since you're only allowing me one thing, I guess I'll keep the paper.
posted by octothorpe 30 October | 13:29
My replacement is like a clone but when he comes home from work he'll probably kill me if I don't kill him first.
posted by Hugh Janus 30 October | 13:39
nnrg. breakfast. yes.
Also a little bento lunch I can take to the office.
posted by casarkos 30 October | 13:39
Breakfast of my choice, delivered by a lovely woman in a bikini. And what amro said.
posted by tr33hggr 30 October | 13:42
Breakfast of my choice, delivered by a lovely woman in a bikini.

I'm glad you mentioned her, tr33hggr, since I think we have George Clooney's mornings pretty much booked.
posted by BoringPostcards 30 October | 13:59
Hellbient 2.0, 2.1, 2.2, etc.
posted by Hellbient 30 October | 14:00
Smiling, perky, flirtatious woman (bikini in approprate weather), with bento lunch for work. Best of both worlds.
posted by PaxDigita 30 October | 14:24
Another hour in bed.
posted by matthewr 30 October | 14:36
Inspiration.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 30 October | 15:14
Pizza with Left Beef
That made my day!
posted by MonkeyButter 30 October | 15:36
my first crush from 6th grade, for a stroll on the beach.
posted by DarkForest 30 October | 16:39
Vodka. Oh, and money. Which I could then spend on more vodka. Delivered by a tall, funny geek guy who also likes vodka.
posted by elizard 30 October | 16:56
Valium. Goes so well with vodka.
posted by Pips 30 October | 17:26
1. a receipt from B of A that says $100.00 was deposited in my account.

2. a dog that would love to be my pal for the day. With an option to keep said dog if we hit it off, and to re-instate the Dog-A-Day plan in the future.

3. a new download for my iPOD.

4. an item of clothing from LL Bean, suitable for the season.

Oh wait - only one thing? Okay, an amazing new type of delivery system containing all four of the above.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 30 October | 20:42
The complete outfit that would a/ look spectacular on me, and b/ fit my mood for the day.
posted by rhapsodie 30 October | 21:47
I'd love a complete outfit, but I'll also settle for a clean pair of socks. For some reason, I haven't been able to get my socks clean in months. They're always just sort of semi-clean.
posted by mosessis 31 October | 00:51
The Out Box would have a complete outfit from underwear to shoes, a purse filled with cash, skin protective make up, disposal cellphone, disposable weapon, condoms, identification, and ipod filled with pertinent information and entertainments.

The In Box would have soft pajamas, meals and snack foods for three days, movies, music, books, comics, lush bath products, spa supplies and a small kitten (kitten supplies sold separately upon kitten purchase or return post Caturday.)
posted by ethylene 31 October | 01:42
Damn! I can't believe I forgot to add that delightful geek guy must also deliver cigarettes. An endless supply. And smoke.
posted by elizard 31 October | 02:56
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