MetaChat - THIS IS A SHOUTING THREAD

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22 October 2007

THIS IS A SHOUTING THREAD →[More:]I'M FEELING VERY SILLY TODAY! IT'S HARD TO CONCENTRATE WHEN ONE IS FEELING SILLY! ::DOES A DANCE:: PILATES TONIGHT! GREEN BEANS FOR DINNER! INTERNATIONAL CAP LOCKS DAY! HUAR!

post by: ThePinkSuperhero at: 14:13 | 32 comments

I AM SO FULL FROM PETER LUGER BURGER THAT I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT. ALSO HAVE TO CLEAN ROOM FOR PROSPECTIVE NEW TENANTS AND AM TOO LAZY.

posted by YouCanCallMeAl 22 October | 14:15

THERE IS NO BREAD! DABNABBIT! HOW IS ONE TO HAVE A SANDWICH WITHOUT BREAD??

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 22 October | 14:16

Your shouting is inadequate on capslock day.

posted by mullacc 22 October | 14:19

I AM BORED AND ANNOYED. IT IS A BAD COMBINATION. I DEMAND AN IMMEDIATE FIX!!!!

posted by occhiblu 22 October | 14:20

I HAVE JUST AMUSED PEOPLE BY INVENTING THE PHRASE "SHE COULDN'T ORGANISE SHIT COMING OUT OF A COW'S ARSE". IT'S THE BEST THING I'VE MANAGED TO DO TODAY.

posted by TheDonF 22 October | 14:32

I'M EATING PEPPERMINT ICE CREAM! AND YOU'RE NOT!

posted by WolfDaddy 22 October | 14:50

TPS USE A TORTILLA AND MAKE A WRAP. OR LETTUCE FOR A LOW-CARB SAMMY! I AM GOING TO OUR ONLY LOCAL VEGETARIAN PLACE FOR DINNER TONIGHT AND AM SUPER EXCITED CUZ IT'S SO YUMMY!

posted by tr33hggr 22 October | 15:08

I DIDN'T HAVE ANY TORTILLAS, OR ANY OTHER BREAD PRODUCTS, SO I JUST ATE A PILE OF LUNCH MEAT FOR LUNCH. WITH SOME CHEESE AND AN APPLE. YUM YUM!

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 22 October | 15:09

CLOSING ROADS FOR SECURITY REASONS IS HIGHLY INCONVENIENT!

posted by Joe Invisible 22 October | 15:13

I HAD SOUTHERN FOOD FOR LUNCH AND IT WAS DELICIOUS, BUT ALSO SLEEP INDUCING. IN PROTEST OF NATIONAL CAPS LOCKS DAY I AM USING THE SHIFT KEY!

posted by muddgirl 22 October | 15:22

I AM SLEEPY AND UNINSPIRED!

posted by Specklet 22 October | 15:23

Your shouting is inadequate on capslock day.

WE NEED BIGGER CAPS!

posted by Daniel Charms 22 October | 15:26

fuck capslock day!

posted by Hugh Janus 22 October | 15:32

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!

posted by Daniel Charms 22 October | 15:34

IF YOU ARE WARMING UP BEFORE A GAME OF SQUASH, YOU DO NOT JUST SMASH THE BALL DOWN THE SIDE TO YOURSELF TEN OR TWENTY TIMES BEFORE GIVING ME AN UTTERLY UNPLAYABLE DROP SHOT. NO. THE WARMUP IS FOR BOTH OF US. ALSO, IF YOU CHOOSE TO WEAR RIDICULOUS GIANT EYEGOGGLES FOR A MATCH, YOU SHOULD NOT BE SURPRISED WHEN EVERYONE LAUGHS AT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK.

posted by matthewr 22 October | 15:49

I AM HAVING A YUMMY GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH FOR LUNCH! WITH HOMEGROWN TOMATO! AND GARLIC SALAMI! AND HOMEMADE MULTIGRAIN BREAD & MAYO! SO REALLY I GUESS IT'S A GRILLED CHEESE-TOMATO-GARLIC SALAMI SANDWICH!

ALSO, TOO, I NEED WORK! NOW! WHY OH WHY IS THERE NO GODDAMNED WORK?! ANYONE NEED AN EDITOR?!? OR A HOUSE PAINTER?!? OR SOMEONE TO PAINT YOUR MANUSCRIPT AND EDIT YOUR HOUSE?!?!!??!?

posted by elizard 22 October | 15:54

I JUST TOOK A THREE-HOUR LUNCH, DURING WHICH I HOBNOBBED WITH MY PAL M, BOUGHT AN ALLEN TOUSSAINT RECORD AND ATE A ROAST BEEF PANINI!

posted by box 22 October | 15:56

I HAD A FRESH RIPE HEIRLOOM TOMATO WITH SALT AND GOAT CHEESE FOR LUNCH! I LOVE TOMATOES!

MY EYEBALLS ARE ALL ITCHY FROM DRIVING FROM SAN DIEGO TO LA THROUGH THE FIRES.

I NEED A HUG. THERE IS NO GOOD REASON FOR ME TO NEED A HUG, BUT I DO.

posted by Fuzzbean 22 October | 16:05

I SO WANT TO KIDNAP ELIZARD AND MAKE HER MY SANDWICH CHEF! PLUS, WE WOULD HAVE FUN DOING THINGS LIKE EATING, DRINKING, AND WHUFFLING!

*hugs Fuzzbean*

posted by Specklet 22 October | 16:05

((((Fuzzbean))))

I have tonsillitis. It hurts to shout.

posted by goo 22 October | 16:05

AHA! ANYONE ELSE NEED A SANDWICH CHEF? WILL FOOD FOR WORK!

posted by elizard 22 October | 16:19

I CAN'T GET THAT LITTLE GOD DAMNED TAB ON THE COFFEE LID IN THAT TINY PLASTIC VALLEY!!
KILL!!

posted by Hellbient 22 October | 16:42

I AM LUSTING FOR THIS COAT BUT MY NORDSTROMS ONLY HAS FIVE RED MEDIUMS AND I AM NOT A MEDIUM KIND OF GIRL. I CAN ORDER IT BUT HAVE NO IDEA IF THE LARGE WOULD FIT OR BE TOO SMALL AND I REALLY WANT IT IN GREY. DAMN ALASKA AND ITS LACK OF SHOPPING OPTIONS!

posted by rhapsodie 22 October | 17:50

I JUST SPENT A VERY LONG TIME TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THE COAT THAT RHAPSODIE LINKED WAS CALLED A "COFFEE SHOP COAT." IS IT PARTICULARLY SUITED TO CAFES? DOES IT HIDE COFFEE STAINS PARTICULARLY WELL? IS IT WELL SUITED FOR THROWING OVER A CHAIR TO SAVE A TABLE IN A CROWDED TEA ROOM?

THEN I SAW IT WAS JUST THE BRAND NAME! I FEEL STUPID!

posted by occhiblu 22 October | 17:54

I BOUGHT THIS COAT AT NORDSTROM'S IN PORTLAND (NO SALES TAX!). NOW I JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR IT TO GET COLD ENOUGH TO WEAR IT.

posted by matildaben 22 October | 18:15

WORK SUCKS, AND DOESN'T SUCK. IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH MANAGEMENT IT WOULD BE PERFECT.

HOPE IS NOT A BUSINESS PLAN!

I'VE GOT TONS OF BREAD! THE BOYS DECIDED THEY DIDN'T WANT FOUR SANDWICHES A DAY THIS MONTH. MY FREEZER IS FUCKING FULL OF BREAD!

posted by lysdexic 22 October | 18:18

YOU PEOPLE ARE MAKING ME WANT TO BUY A COAT!

posted by occhiblu 22 October | 18:19

BEAUTIFUL COAT, TILDA!

I HAD A MIGRAINE EARLIER AND NOW IT'S GONE!! YAY!!

posted by deborah 22 October | 21:25

THEM IS SOME GREAT COATS!

WOO! NEW MUSIC FROM MY DJ FRIEND IN TORONTO! THE DAMNED: THE JOHN PEEL SESSIONS AND A CD BY A LOCAL INDIE BAND I'VE NEVER HEARD OF, DEDICATED TO THE AVRO ARROW! AND A NOTE SAYING THAT HE THINKS I'M DEAD SEXY! HEEEEEE! TODAY IS LOOKIN' UP!

posted by elizard 22 October | 22:35

SO I STARTED MY NEW JOB TODAY AND IT WAS FINE, BUT I HAVE TO BE UP AT SIX EVERY MORNING NOW AND I DON'T GET MY REGULAR MID-MORNING UNEMPLOYED PERSON'S NAP. SO WHY AM I STILL AWAKE AT ELEVEN O'CLOCK TONIGHT? I AM HAVING A VODKA TONIC IN THE HOPES IT WILL PUT ME TO SLEEP. TOMORROW MORNING IS GONNA SUCK.

posted by Twiggy 23 October | 00:59

I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GO TO SLEEP BEFORE 5 AM FOR THE LAST SEVERAL DAYS!!!! MY FATHER TOLD ME THAT THE WOMAN WHO WAS ABUSING MY GRANDMOTHER IS NOW WORKING FOR SOMEONE ELSE IN THE BUILDING; THE WOMAN WHO IS HERE ILLEGALLY STILL HASN'T PROVIDED EVIDENCE SHE'S DOING ANYTHING TO CLEAR HERSELF!!! MOST OF MY WRITER COLLEAGUES HAVE LEFT NEW YORK TO MARRY AND RAISE KIDS!!! I HATE THE WAY THE UNCTUOUSNESS HAS BEEN RAMPED UP IN THE BUILDING. HOME DEPOT HASN'T GOTTEN BACK ABOUT THE WASHER AND DRYER AFTER SEVERAL MESSAGES AND I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE STORE AND WAIT!!! I ENVY EJ BUT THERE ARE ONLY FIVE PEOPLE WHO I WANT TO SLEEP WITH AND IT HAS TO BE MORE THAN JUST FUCKING!!!! OTHER MEANS THE ONE I WENT UP TO AS SOON AS I SAW HIM WHEN I DON'T DO THAT; BUT RIGHT NOW I DON'T KNOW WHY THE FUCK I STILL WANT HIM!!!! I NEED TO CLEAN UP MY BEDROOMS!!!! I'M GOING TO BE ALONE THANKSGIVING!!!!

posted by brujita 23 October | 01:32

I NO LONGER ENVY EJ!!!

posted by brujita 27 October | 02:26

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