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22 October 2007

I need some advice, I've done something silly! I seem to have let a weird animal into my building?[More:]Just got home and found, to my annoyance, that the front door to my building was kept open.

My neighbors downstairs do this (it has a weird built-in doorstop for when you're moving stuff in and out) because one of our other neighbors smokes inside and they are trying to both air out the common stairwell/hallways, as well as to make a point.

So anyway, I come home, the front door is WIDE open (not safe!). Granted, our individual apartments are locked, but as I came in I had to wonder if I would find a hobo sleeping in my (second floor) hallway. So I shut the door behind me, and as I'm going up the stairs I hear a noise down there. I turn around and see something darting through the darkness. I can't tell what it is. The light on my floor was on, but nothing down there. So I scoot into my apartment and lock my door behind me. Then I start hearing something running and making a big THUD noise against the front door. It's an animal. No kitty/dog noises. I suspect a raccoon. They're nosy like that.

So what do I do? Leave it there for my poor neighbors to deal with when they leave for work in the morning? I heard more noises, which means it could have come up to my floor or even onwards to the floor above me...my upstairs neighbors tend to come in late. That'd be a shitty surprise, right?

Suggestions? I really just want to do my dishes and go to bed. But I don't think I'll be able to sleep with this mess unresolved...
I would go open the door again. Raccoons, especially those fat evil Toronto ones, can raise a hell of a noise. It's not good to leave the door open but it's not fun to wake up at 4 AM to a screaming raccoon.

Maybe open the door and put some cat/dog food or luncheon meat on the front steps?
posted by arse_hat 22 October | 00:53
I'm afraid it might bite my face off when I go downstairs.
posted by SassHat 22 October | 01:12
Take a broom?
posted by arse_hat 22 October | 01:28
Would now be a bad time to admit I don't have a broom?
posted by SassHat 22 October | 01:34
Alright, I'm going to go down there. If you don't hear from me again, assume the worst :P
posted by SassHat 22 October | 01:34
I will avenge your death!
posted by arse_hat 22 October | 01:40
OK! It all ended well! Face is still on!

I went halfway down the stairs and heard something running against the front door. So I tiptoed down to the bottom of the stairs and heard this weird-ass growling (?) noise. I turned on the lights and huddled in the corner? Just a iddy bitty kitty cat. The thing must have been scared or in heat, because the noises it made were like someone was choking it or something. Anyway, once I saw it was a cat, I was ok (heart was thumping good by this point though!). I gave it its space but quickly let it out because I don't want that cat polluting my precious atmosphere with its dander!

Much thanks Arsey for your support in this endeavor! I can know rest easy, knowing that the creature downstairs is gone. :)
posted by SassHat 22 October | 01:46
Well, glad it ended well. But hell! I had just dusted off my impliments of death!
posted by arse_hat 22 October | 01:49
Huzzah!
posted by gomichild 22 October | 04:04
Ladies and gentlemen, The Creature has left the building!

Yay, Sasshat's intact face!
posted by taz 22 October | 04:12
I'm a little disappointed. I was hoping this was a leopard or a land squid or at least a small chupacabra. Peevish housecat just doesn't cut it.
posted by maryh 22 October | 04:26
You must not have met many peevish housecats.

I have a gang of them in my neighborhood.
posted by bunnyfire 22 October | 08:17
Maybe it was a peevish zombie vampire housecat. SassHat may have barely escaped with her life! Or...wait...maybe now she's a zombie. Or a vampire. Or a zombie vampire. Let's see if she posts during daylight hours from now on.
posted by elizard 22 October | 10:39
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINSSSS!
posted by SassHat 22 October | 12:42
Mkay, so that rules out vampire...
posted by elizard 22 October | 13:00
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