Any Major Dude Will Tell You I’ve been spending some time with the
Citizen Steely Dan box set lately,
→[More:] and I’m finding myself obsessed with the song
“Any Major Dude Will Tell You”. Aside from the typically groovy Dan arrangement (I love the way the guitar and electric piano double each other on the hook), it’s just about the only number in the whole Steely Dan songbook that doesn’t reek of doom:
Never seen you looking so bad, my funky one
You tell me that your superfine mind has come undone
Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you my friend
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again
When the demon is at your door
In the morning it won't be there no more
Any major dude will tell you
Have you ever seen a
squonk's tears? Well, look at mine
The people on the street have all seen better times
Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you my friend
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again
When the demon is at your door
In the morning it won't be there no more
Any major dude will tell you
I can tell you all I know, the where to go, the what to do
You can try to run but you can't hide from what's inside of you
Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you my friend
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again
When the demon is at your door
In the morning it won't be there no more
Any major dude will tell you