Overheard in Grand Rapids. 2 winos sitting outside my building, right outside the back door to the business.→[More:]

Wino 1: Don’t fuck with me, man, I used to watch Crime Story all the time. I had a case of Coors hidden in the closet, I’d stay up to 4 and watch Crime Story. I’d watch it over and over again. And then I started taping it. And then—get this—I’d start doing the fuckin’ voices. All the goddamn time.

Wino 2: Is that what drove you crazy?

Wino 1: Naa, it was all the crack I was smokin’. That’s what drove me crazy.