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13 September 2007

Q: Did you hear about the guy with five penises? →[More:]
A: His pants fit like a glove.
-Hollywood Knights

Your most memorable, bad movie joke?

post by: mischief at: 00:36 | 7 comments

Three tomatoes are walking down the street -- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and squishes him... and says, 'Ketchup.'
Pulp Fiction

posted by seanyboy 13 September | 06:52

Did you hear about the Mexican with two penises?
He named one Jose.
He named the other Hose B

posted by plinth 13 September | 10:08

Probably not my ultimate favorite, but it's the one that leaps to mind.

"Hey Buddy, when is the street fully dressed? When it's WARING HUDSUCKER!"
-The Hudsucker Proxy

posted by King of Prontopia 13 September | 10:36

"You're fucking like a Chinaman!"

From Chinatown.

As much for the situation as for the joke.

posted by danf 13 September | 11:47

The "Do you like apples/ Howdoyaa like them apples" line in Good Will Hunting.

posted by rainbaby 13 September | 12:05

That's nothing. Trondant has like thirty goddamed dicks. See the wiki for more details.

posted by SassHat 13 September | 16:24

It's true.

posted by trondant 13 September | 23:29

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