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11 September 2007

MarkovFilter is cracking my shit up. And I quote:
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Metafilter: I better do this with my estranged grandfather a couple of girlfriends and gay boys. Social touching gets flirty (or, conversely, creepy) when someone touches my face or neck, begins rubbing or massaging anything, puts their face within a reasonable time; c) not to follow up and awake, so he doesn't want to show up. Smoking is allowed on the page is a damn near impossible task, but I use Strongbow as a injury-free alternative to highly dangerous traditional corked bottles.

Wow. It's late, and I'm really glad that this thread and ask her why she assumes the worst coffee ever made and don't want a relationship at all, or at the earliest. :(

Just wander around until you overhear someone saying "Mathowie" or "chicken fucking." Can anyone tell me the clap.


This has to be my most perfect comment ever.

Keyword used?
Filter.
Go nuts, yall.
There's music to that? Glad I can now do so with impunity for the sake of discussion, which this one at the end? Nothing wrong, in my experience with trying to look more like 5-10%, about the tits.

I have no idea what I'm talking about.
posted by me3dia 11 September | 17:47
Oh crap, one more!! /laughing so hard I'm crying
MarkovSass on "sex":

Sex columnist Dan Savage has addressed cuckholding recently, you might want to hear more about your other partners, openly discussing theirs? -Where/when are you going to come to an extra in a bath at 90 degrees, it would reduce the pool of young men to blow here on the space available in town.

Is it just me, or are you going to be found guilty and punished for the firepit and croquet ideas. One of my formative years in each.
posted by SassHat 11 September | 17:48
Maybe Keef's dad ate his son's placenta, and this is the most beautiful equation in all mathematics.
posted by Joe Invisible 11 September | 17:48
search: fog (Search string 'fog' not found; defaulting to randomness.)

Ooo, Biblio- I was there. Big cities are big on no-wrinkle. And they last for years.

You have a modern vehicle.


I think I will use "Search string not found; defaulting to randomness" as a personal motto from now on.
posted by small_ruminant 11 September | 17:51
This tells me that BOTH sides of the pool. You reach down, hook your arms under their armpits, and try to hold a table, but I'm intrigued by thanotopsis' report of frozen leaked cans that looked fine.
posted by chrismear 11 September | 17:58
i happen to like sex with Rob Schneider

Am I dyslexic or is there some subliminal inference going on in my head?

Jonson I hate you. I really really hate you. I really really hate you. Damn i hate you!

I've come back to say.... Is it dead yet?

Cadastral...I beg to differ. Barry White does not wield absolute power but rules in tandem with a council of elders who also double as kingmakers.


I can't stop giggling!!
posted by ramix 11 September | 17:59
Having athlete's foot is a purer sound to the world.

Thanks!

(whoops -- this is all postively fascinating. So does the mailman have to try this.
posted by chrismear 11 September | 18:01
Fries, where fries? I like them both just the possibility of injury, but a wee girl. I have 100+ blogs on my feed.

Don't miss the corresponding one in the entertainment industry, and from Union Square, so I think no one is going 100% Paris Free this week. Although that could be a site that's white would probably go crazy with boredom.
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 11 September | 18:03
Grandpa's Knob produced electricity.

Several years’ back the ways of their fighting in great books, TV & radio dramas and many seem to me but I lost interest before the end...

OK, the CSI fetish here is from Europe, Asia, the sub-continent, Africa, South and Central America, and the Toronto Star were full of caribou, ptarmigan, wolves, flowers and incredibly tiny bees and flies (short season so they grow and die fast). It is a "gaggle" and how does setting up pictures of dead combatants (or not) should be publicly shamed and court martialed.”… “If the purpose was just a call out in Cinncinnati in a different salt might be the vehicle. It does not cut it.
posted by arse_hat 11 September | 18:18
"i'm curious about is the best, but i snatch up any sort of thing?"

and

"i love cheese makes an excellent primer. more academically, anything by heather macdonald."

and with keyword "hummingbird":

so, assuming he survives this. then, both a gravel removal is well in advance of arriving at the hotel allegro as well--very funky and right in the jewelry store pouches they came in. bracelets, i lay flat in a cubicle farm or at cocktail parties or on your way out with your life" note from someone they dated over a year, she may jump at it.
posted by crush-onastick 11 September | 18:22
The iPod does understand Unicode, but I couldn't rest until I'd dug up some new syntax, and it's a pretty detailed recipe on the way you're going for an application-side library that provides nitrogen's contribution to the pitch profile of your Airport Express will extend the range of your servers (which happens to everything else they're faking), but it'll be hot enough to manage this if you trust me with terror on more than is necessary to have to take new Mac programs to BSD and thus avoid being branded a fatass?
posted by chrismear 11 September | 18:23
With his beautiful office mate Maxine (catherine keener) and his pet-obsessed wife (cameron diaz), they hatch a plan to let chrismear steal it at your leisure.
posted by chrismear 11 September | 18:37
MetaTalk is the man we once believed to be about $260, which is then conflated with Nazism. The article doesn't even say a damn about traditional cooking methods, here are a righteous and invincible people once again. About one thing President Bush and his immediate superior that sleep is an activity at which he may know little or nothing of the forwarding of these high-traffic blogs get makes it virtually useless in most cases.

Actually, this was pretty dead on. "Beginning in April 1998, Sub Pop Records unhesitatingly re-launched the Singles Club and once again provided a reason to live for the past several days. Somebody hacked into my site and inflicted enough damage to necessitate a total shutdown.


Fake me is confoundingly verbose, too! Good job, cortex!
posted by kyleg 11 September | 18:43
Let me preface by telling you that his ex-wife has herpes? If your mother wants him to know, she must do it herself.

I think you're SOL. Hope this helps.
posted by viachicago


Very helpful! Best answer!
posted by kyleg 11 September | 18:47
Once as tragedy, second time lag while our words were never spoken. And dumping a wedding ring down a town in Eastern Europe, and saw no other way I'm not talking about electricity, and, later on, Ronald Firbank), but really-- couldn't he have found a book by a teenager gazing, stoned, at album art. It's just that you can't tell you another story. He then tries to prove his arguement about the methodology and motivations of slash, and its reversal or complication of the people", I think this applies, actually, to our long national nightmare of peace and brutalized us in 1999. She knows me, my brother, sister in law. Or my brother's girlfriend, a few times already, but again, it's literature and not casting the first cloned baby in a postive way.


Wow. It IS like looking in a mirror. *cracks up*
posted by jokeefe 11 September | 18:53
Christ on a fucking bike:
Just take a screenshot and paste it in The Lizzie McGuire Movie, but it's certainly not be able to cope with. As I understand it, a program called Sherlock. It was widely hated (by me, anyway) and every iPod since has had proper buttons.

She does it lack any kind of my edit history (and everyone else's) stands up as I go. But I was referring to. Make sure your hand baggage applies with both the miner's strike and G8. Keep up)

Cool Wikipedia hack, iron chef.
posted by cillit bang 11 September | 18:56
Because it's a neat arty thing. Am I likely to add tags and notes to my girlfriend, who did a placement in Hong Kong as a furry alter ego, but only if it's disguised as a favorite.
posted by chrismear 11 September | 18:57
According to some sources, the Armenian diaspora extends over many eons and countless galaxies, and even encompasses varying ethnicities.

Not sure how big their delivery zone is, but ... I'd look into getting her out of the Earth"):
Leisure Time is installed in the world.

This fascinating Wikipedia entry discusses Tourette's syndrome, and those seats are very comfy.

Christ, what an asshole!
posted by rob511 11 September | 19:28
My favourite of my quotes:
For music and movies, I have a 500 dollar box that we can only imagine he would be great for this, but whose whole oeuvre isn't exactly quiet include the weakerthans, rheostatics, willie deville, josh rouse, rufus wainwright. Actually, one of my alltime favourite covers: The Stray Cats - Can't Hurry Love...Their version starts out sounding like "Lust for Life" but ends up reminding me how strong opinions are on this. As a guy with a mittful of great ideas. Polly, you are "living a dream". They love that. If all else fails, that whole motherfucking piece of mind, yeah, and at a price, of course.


posted by richat 11 September | 19:50
Thanks, iconomy, that's a real time chat nor e-mail, learn and laugh, pinch crash's hot ass, flirt with RJ Reynolds, smoke with evanizer, and taunt adampsyche about how the legend is developing, the strategy and tactics devised for this particular grouping of people sort of binding agreement--in my experience, it's about a cataclysmic event that occurs, from our perception, in the political scene where I'm going, which is more appropirately located in one's teens. It's fascinating to observe (yay Lynsey!), at least walking on the train was supposed to be wiped out almost completely. I'm not going to come down to a parallel upward trends in barebacking and drug use.


Lots of shoutouts in that one right there.
posted by WolfDaddy 11 September | 19:53
that's a compliment, gents

*sees flabby browline in mirror, is aghast* *begins furiously cocking eyebrows*

Grazie, Delmoi Brasi.

accuses wendell of being an insensitive asshole, let me break it down a lot, mainly for the buzz, I'll drink Schlitz Malt Liqour, Schaefer of even Budwieser since their sudsy foaminess aids in quantity consumption. I do not do so, and I'm all fulla vicodin.


Oh dear.
posted by jonmc 11 September | 19:57
Thanks bondcliff...that was a link. In case the link on the linked page refers to a couple years doing break/fix plus software support...It amazed me how many executives would come to haunt me....

I, for one, welcome this double post as it allowed me to see how well the plastic ones age. Great post!

Oi!


Heh...executives haunting me. Oi!
posted by richat 11 September | 20:04
Not pervy at all. Even two or three times a day. Yes, really: five hours a day. I actually don't have any children and I was also called George - I'm blaming y'all when I first had to have surgery or, more likely, due to kidney failure.

Hey, keep MetaChat at MetaChat.

After checking for moisture (and wiping if necessary), I plop my bare ass down on the Coquihalla in winter and I'm shy, go figure.

I agree any decisions for hormones and/or surgery should wait until all previous children are potty trained before adding another widget.

I think it's busted, cortex. I still make sense, sorta.
posted by deborah 11 September | 20:23
My gods, these are beyond amazing.

I'd go to bars to see Alien and every few years ago and I guess I was about the mother of two evils.


And once you make some, there is, of course, that maybe one clueless guy was surprised by the rational light of day - I haven't been finding much that's helpful; every website seems to actually have a real, tangible connection to the appointment, show me that what happened in each case, than post it as "Behaviors To Watch Out For" without posting names. Passive-aggressive, yes, but we had had a drawing on it - why would anyone stay in one thread, and they suffered no ill effects, but it might come through it, and it sounds pretty much can tell you how relieved I am one of their lives, and I agree with SuperSquirrel.


I'm a depressed, twice divorced woman who used to swear by this truism, or so I ccould vote for him. Basically, if his probation has been ongoing for several years, than you're probably both in the country; I'm assuming that that's what is going to that kind of extreme night hunger pain can actually be a little strawberry jello, seriously diluted and left overnight.
posted by mygothlaundry 11 September | 20:55
"sexism and tribal violence that permeates their culture. So you are interested in what way? Has he made threats? Does he direct obscenities and abusive language towards the USSR and other procedures at 60%-70% of the Gallo brothers set out to do with Camden, you probably don't either.


Good point.

Whales have a knee-jerk hatred of chains, but because I have jettisoned Western culture's fear and hatred of chains, but because I posted this so that you have enough of a deal.

posted by FelliniBlank at 3:17 PM EST

on December 10 Thank you, FancyFeast.

To ask the following at a better person with a buncha cheeze-eatin' surrender fags. And they adorn themselves in ways that express that character.


posted by jason's_planet 11 September | 21:00
Heh. Glad y'all like it.
posted by cortex 11 September | 21:05
*reads jonmc comment and frantically hides picture of mr_crash_davis wearing an ill-fitting superhero suit, but now that the show as a Slurpee*

So, jonmc, which one is quonsar? Metaquonsar's Law #1: If you see something in one day's posts, but THIS is definately not... Now who can be taught, but we are NOT epopts. Or epcots. Or poptarts.

Sorry, jonmc, all obit posts for Kirupa.com, Tea Birds and Chomsky on the subject (who do they think it'll draw an audience. like the idea and put in on the Google Search for "Savage" over Michael "Weiner" Savage... (although #1 is a rocket launcher.

jonmc, you shouldn't be a lot last year, from Gilligan to Tony the Tiger. It's not quite as interesting as an old geezer like me, you'd know.
BTW, my favorite things.
*touches wall, vaporizes*
urban legendary.
posted by wendell 11 September | 21:28
Is it remotely possible that -- like Spock with a goatee -- alternate-universe MeFi is cooler than the original?
posted by rob511 11 September | 21:43
Ummm... I'm COMPLETELY terrified of myself now. How the Hell did it come up with THIS!!!!???? I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

I actually felt guilty that I wasn't mature enough as a singing dominatrix. (!!!????) You people are judgmental of real people. I don't tell the IRS to audit me. I'm starting to bloom and I'm still trying to talk much much faster news starts to lick your face like a heathen, their motivations are actually originated as a singer myself...

It went downhill from there.
posted by miss lynnster 11 September | 21:55
Up until the dog home. My dog cost me $250, had all shots, was spayed, and came with free cigarettes.

What a deal.
posted by miss lynnster 11 September | 22:10
I'd contend that homosexuality is an ex-lover of mine to have some pretty serious emotional turmoil. That turmoil has spilled over into my phone (just a lowly middle manager folks, nothing to address the real problem at hand, that of tobacco, there's at least a small school, the classes weren't rigidly separated by graduating year) who are they gonna hire to verify this information ... and also /fark]


Yeah, homosexuality was a lousy lay. Just wayyyyyyyy too many issues to deal with.
posted by WolfDaddy 11 September | 22:14
Okay one more and then I have. to. quit. clicking.

I'd rather munch a batch of Dell Boy? I need sleep.
posted by WolfDaddy 11 September | 22:21
I love using selective color to punch everything up. That's my shtick.

I'm a cranky old person.

Or vomit. Whichever.

No. No. No. No. No. NO.

Ok, part of her parents passed away a year ago. She was doing "jo ja" but maybe my little fingers didn't have much interest in them for $70. Thing is, as you were insecure so you should DEMAND an umbrella. Don't take it from the energy around me. But so does Tim.

Well now, that's a clear, constructive explanation of why you don't hear all of the nostril thing that sickens me?

And the piece de resistance:
Metafilter: worth wearing diapers for.
posted by miss lynnster 11 September | 22:25
I need to quit clicking too. Well, after sharing my deepest thoughts on Islam:
Islamic law is not suited to jumping and it wasn't truth either.
Got any onion dip mix? 'Cuz that's pretty yummy in hamburgers.
The Islamic people I met. That said, LEAVE MOLLY RINGWALD ALLOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEE, YOU BASTARDS!!!!! Oh, wait. Sorry.

I feel more alive. I haven't really started listening to have Sean Connery consider him an incredible gift by not trying to throw in a crappy little transmitter in Rosarito, Mexico that the old Folgers coffee commercials.
Islam is not comfortable for my dog, and very nice conversations with every fiber of my office boy is it that I honestly didn't hurt my head. The tunnels just aren't meant to see, as I once did. Ever. This is seriously gorgeous. Thank you.

I avoid overly filling things with your own sexuality, or you have done nothing wrong, but it's raining out there.

Words to live by, in shallah.
posted by miss lynnster 11 September | 22:33
This is really amusing me.

I had lots of directions. Doesn't all have to look for designers is to count back the notes first and then rinse off. So tingly and cool! - gel eye packs - keep em in the Kanto area. I woke up and had jumped into clothes and raced out of the reason many people are buying bananas because they think they apply just as well - and make sure that I would much rather prefer someone donated in my profile. (I'm currently working on a lead in public areas. You might be something to consider in the news, tshirts and so on within the Flash environment, and see this comment be favorited.
posted by gomichild 11 September | 23:33
Avon Skin So Soft Bug Guard Plus in Gentle Breeze works surprisingly well and smells very nice. Not perfumey or anything, just a refreshing unisex scent. I'd say it definitely gives the same as Battleship. I'm in a tall spray bottle of warm water.


Don't let the loose knit of the least toxic substances out there unless you ate crates of it or in. We rarely keep him locked up. He has free roam of his area, and I can give you is that it can help a lot. While I know this sounds sort of sketchy, but it's nice to hear. Do a good few seconds, then remove it as fast as possible. As far as I know, is less porous than undamaged skin, so tattoo artists may have to go this route, choose a fabric softener in a similar situation and we've spent a lot of people don't realize that they're in cereals, too.


Second greatest:
I'm a girl, and while I was in my psych nursing rotation suffered from mania. He really did enjoy the "benefits", as you claim to -- some of those being high energy, elated mood, and confidence. There are manic patients who prefer not to accept treatment, simply because they love how they feel. So, what I'm telling you that I cannot say whether this does or does not sound like a rabid banshee, but just to try sleeping on your back/side. Don't sleep on your back/side. Don't sleep on your stomach at any cost. What has seemed to help me is to hit up the doc first, but to also make an appointment with your dentist. Better to be a large problem, and tattoos have been done over scars (see above).
posted by viachicago 12 September | 01:53
Ebert has written on politics, the military, and Western civilization for many of whom the US permits around 1 million legal immigrants; naturalizes a million more; around 600,000 persons to get him to any problems with Firefox are caused by a RAND Corporation study -- whereby a graduate thesis in comparative literature (my submajor!) looking at something on the porch, a little ... parent-centric?

Apparently languagehat ignored this one show is like (which I've since sampled on video). In this case has already happened. That's the main debris field.


Yes, looking at something on the porch was indeed my graduate thesis in Comp. Lit. And it rocked.

Also, any problems with Firefox are definitely caused by a RAND Corporation study.
posted by stilicho 12 September | 02:11
Well, the map tells you someone offered him a "Nixonian twit". Second, what I posted because I only use external links to removal programs and methods.

Japan has a computer tech a few innocuous "don't do drugs" ads, or grants to district attorneys to prosecute small-time offenders? Seeing the effect of drug houses on the outskirts of Mecca (where Westerners -- at least, the percentage of Virgins, gleefully pointed out to do something in writing: Dear Landlord Co., I spoke with Stacy on Monday, October 32, and asked her to give Army investigators photographs of the movement1, let me join the topsoil.
posted by stilicho 12 September | 02:14
I'm in a tall spray bottle of warm water.


viachicago: may I join you there? Although it's glorious outside, it's about 22 degrees in my office and I could use the warmth.
posted by crush-onastick 12 September | 09:39
Oh, dog help me. Me talking about sex:

Diaper rash creams with a pen or typing. I have �

On point: 3. Infidelity Throw in the first month or so I'd get repeat questions until he had it down pat. Then he moved on to something that doesn't exist except in your chain of command dicking you around, you're going off the floor" cloths. You can use it responsibly. Cow? Well I'm sorry, but I figured they had the last bite.
posted by lysdexic at 7:49 AM on September 12 [+] [!]


Obviously I don't get enough. Or talk about it enough.
posted by lysdexic 12 September | 09:50
Five Guys rules. There's no excuse for doing something this shitty. I know this is great.

I'm sending me mixed messages there.

The Joan Baez Christmas album I've heard, thanks to the cops they let carry a sidearm. It's usually a failure in leadership, and when cops whose ideals don't match with the reasons behind the answer, encouraged by the standards Lord God King Bu-Fu decreed in the tension of the field and the N/W at Q'boro Plaza or the few insignificant is just in a concentration camp because he loves men and women are made to punch that little kid, and like your work, because beating him up is all just propaganda! Could somebody hit me in a game. In soccer, I would force myself to eat slowly so you're less likely to engage in petty shout-downs and valueless complaint.

This is strange, but that's exactly what I wrote on the cardboard sign I display when I "camp out" in Lafayette Park, across from the White House.

The threshold here for years before L. Ron Hubbard invented Scientology in a cigar box with the enemy (I haven't been able to find love in either place.

Long live the assholes, who keep hope alive!

Weird OJ container, monkey pants.

.
posted by Hugh Janus 12 September | 10:02
Boobies!!! || What are you bad at throwing away?

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