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11 September 2007

Boobies!!! [More:]"A pair of D-cup breasts weighs about 15 to 23 pounds."

I now know how to lose weight fast...cut them off!
Check the bounce-o-meter!
posted by dabitch 11 September | 17:21
wow. never realized how heavy they were. And also disturbed that I'm most likely carrying around something like 30 pounds of boob.
posted by kellydamnit 11 September | 17:29
Finally, Bras by Science!

Although, outside of the sports arena, I do prefer boobs with a little bounce to them. Those perky, stiff ones are so unatural looking! It's the easiest thing to tell when someone's had a "bad" boob job - if they don't jiggle when you wiggle, then they're fake. (bad is in scare quotes because some women like the bolted-on look.)
posted by muddgirl 11 September | 17:31
Bras by Science would be so good - if they could make them comfortable too? please? I find the ones that "encapsulate" (love that line!)them the most are usually the least wearable.
posted by mightshould 11 September | 17:46
OMG. I knew mine weighed a lot, but my man friend and I decided it was something like 5 to mayyybe 10 pounds, not 30+! Damn! No wonder my back hurts right around there.
posted by rhapsodie 11 September | 17:56
Gah. I would LOVE a sports bra that worked.

My friend runs actually holding her breasts in her hand, she's so uncomfortable otherwise. I'm too self-conscious for that, so I just jog slower.
posted by small_ruminant 11 September | 17:58
dabitch: that is *mesmerizing*
posted by crush-onastick 11 September | 18:28
I do not miss having a bigger rack. More than a mouthful is a waste!!
posted by Ambrosia Voyeur 11 September | 18:28
Scurr recruited 70 women, including students and faculty from the University of Portsmouth, with bra sizes ranging from A-cup to extra-large (DD, E, FF, G, H, HH, J and JJ were included).

Each woman walked, jogged and ran while wearing different bra types. During the exercise, Scurr took biomechanical measurements, including the amount of breast movement in three directions: up-and-down, side-to-side and in-and-out.


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This Scurr fellow is a genius.
posted by craniac 11 September | 20:53
They could have just asked Russ Meyer about this 50 years ago, he could have told them everything they ever wanted to know about breast movement.
posted by King of Prontopia 11 September | 21:18
I don't like sports bras, I hate the way they smoosh my breasts across my chest. It's uncomfortable. And I can never get them off and on properly, if they're the type that just go over the head. I end up wrestling with the thing.

So at the gym I wear a Marks & Spencer extra firm control bra that's the right cup size (D) but one size smaller than I normally take round the back, so it fits very snugly. Believe me, when I've got that baby on, nothing moves.
posted by essexjan 12 September | 03:29
Supposedly Howard Hughes designed a bra for Jayne Mansfield to prevent her from "bouncing" on film, which got the censors all up in arms.

It was based on the same principals as the cantilevered bridge.
Boy, would I love to get me one of those!
posted by kellydamnit 12 September | 12:14
the cantilevered bridge.
Boy, would I love to get me one of those!

I've got this bridge I could sell you at a bargain...
posted by King of Prontopia 12 September | 20:10
Odd behavior, even for a cat. || MarkovFilter is cracking my shit up.

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