That's actually pretty funny.

Chicago: "Brash and talented, but has no arm."

That pretty much sums it up.

This is SO right on. My team is Yoda: Green and 800 years old.

Seattle is the planet Kamino: wet, rainy and wet.

How lazy is that? Dude didn't even try.

Got lazy later on (Seattle, yeah bmarkey), but at least a dozen LOLs out of 32 teams. Good work.

Yeah, I thought much of it really was better than it had any right to be.

And for some reason sportsfilter is telling me I can't post cuz I'm a n00b tho I've been a member for years....and the urge to post was strong in this one

Well executed. The fawning over the Colts (and obvious bias towards their rivals) didn't even come close to ruining it. Thanks for this, BOP.

And for some reason sportsfilter is telling me I can't post cuz I'm a n00b tho I've been a member for years....and the urge to post was strong in this one

SpoFi wound up rolling to the old MeFi standard of time spent and comments made, of which you fall one short. To be honest, I saw the post here earlier today and damn near yoinked it to post there. Wound up posting this instead (mainly because I thought it was a very well written piece), but I def. believe this link has a place on the SpoFi front page as well.