I'm on the Cryptosporidium diet! My daughter went to a preschooler pool party on Wednesday, and got pretty sick immediately after.
→[More:] I must have missed a spot while scrubbing after a diaper change, as I've been in bed with fever/gastrointestinal distress/nauseau since yesterday afternoon. I refuse to move more than 48 inches from a toilet. I may never take my kids swimming again.