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I can't wait to get old so I can walk my blockage muttering to myself and ripping down youngster's band flyers. Think I'll start adding "whippersnappers" to my vocabulary now.
Eideteker, the urge to bulge-smack is totally natural, but it's not something we do in public. If you feel the urge to smack that bulge, please do it in your room or in the bathroom.