What a load of bullshit.

PWL was like a bloody sausage factory during the late eighties. They produced anonymous music for anonymous faces. The music sounded the same from one track to the next no matter who was singing and the lyrics were all cliches cribbed from soap opera dialogue (Pete Waterman said this himself).

"We've Only Just Begun", a song that was originally written for a bank advert, has more emotion and feeling in it than anything that PWL ever did.

Thanks so much for posting this - absolutely hilarious! Can he crap on that much while keeping a straight face? Now THAT'S talent.
"uncharacteristically cheerful Bananarama" - eh? I thought those girls were always giggling & hamming it up.