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05 August 2007
It's pretty much impossible for something to protect one's banana from bruising to not look like a sex toy, isn't it? (Hell, even the phrase "protect one's banana from bruising" sounds dirty.)
I wouldn't want to depend on a bunker made of anything other than 19-foot-thick concrete walls a hundred feet underground...this is more like a banana sleeve, or a banana sleeping bag.
Oh, god, I actually bought one of those as a present for a friend/co-worker of mine whose bananas kept getting smushed in her backpack. I hadn't really thought about what they looked like until she pulled hers out of the package and stared at it, and then stared at me, and then we both fell out of our chairs laughing.